How should i ask out the girl i am friends with?

[Sillyclown]

Pls help i hate my disgusting chud incel life and I want to end it.

 

[Frank(en) Castle]

I’ve been where you are friend. Sorry to say there’s no special way to do it. You’ve just got to ask and she’ll either reciprocate or she won’t.
A more important question from my POV is how much do you value your friendship with her? Because life isn’t a movie. If you ask and she says no, or you try, and break up, that friendship is over. Women do not hang around guys who are infatuated with them because it becomes annoying to them very fast.

 

[Bawbag]

Step 1 grow a pair

 

[Pretend To Imagine]

Are you already level 99 friendzoned by this woman?

 

[Finger Pistols]

Say the following. "Hello babe, would you like to be the skibbidy to my toilet?". It'll work 99% of the time.

 

[Sillyclown]

Women do not hang around guys who are infatuated with them because it becomes annoying to them very fast.

Funally enoght her ex (who is also my "friend") still hang out so that wont be a problem i suppose

 

[Jarl Varg]

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

 

[Grub]

Funally enoght her ex (who is also my "friend") still hang out so that wont be a problem i suppose

I don't know who any of you are but this alone tells me whatever you have planned is going to end poorly.

 

[Feral Postie]

Trade her father a cow for her hand in marriage. It's trad which is all the rage these days

 

[Jarl Varg]

Funally enoght her ex (who is also my "friend") still hang out so that wont be a problem i suppose

Not worth the risk of losing both friends, IMHO. I made that wrong decision a couple of times, in my younger, dumber years.

 

[Frank(en) Castle]

I’m in agreement with @Grub and @Count Grishnackh . That little tid-bit tells me this is a horrible idea.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Funally enoght her ex (who is also my "friend") still hang out so that wont be a problem i suppose

You really want your friend's sloppy seconds? Gross man.

The answer is you don't. You're already in the friend zone. Your answer is no.

 

[Robert Cummings]

Buy her flowers.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

This is hilarious

 

[Sillyclown]

You really want your friend's sloppy seconds? Gross man.

The answer is you don't. You're already in the friend zone. Your answer is no.

Mate... it lasted 3 weeks and that fag bearly even got up close with her.

I put it in quotation marks for a reason, he got really anoying after three years.

 

[Sillyclown]

This is hilarious

i know, thats why i put it here.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Mate... it lasted 3 weeks and that fag bearly even got up close with her.

I put it in quotation marks for a reason, he got really anoying after three years.

3 weeks and neither him nor you sealed the deal? Mate, you're in the friend zone. You can't climb out of it. Abandon all hope, for ye have none.

Get someone prettier than her and make her jealous. That's the only thing that will work. Then she will come to you. But then also don't date her because now you have someone prettier than her.

Do you understand? You don't date female friends. The more time you spend with a woman as friends, the chance of your success plummets.

 

[Sillyclown]

3 weeks and neither him nor you sealed the deal? Mate, you're in the friend zone. You can't climb out of it. Abandon all hope, for ye have none.

Get someone prettier than her and make her jealous. That's the only thing that will work. Then she will come to you. But then also don't date her because now you have someone prettier than her.

Do you understand? You don't date female friends. The more time you spend with a woman as friends, the chance of your success plummets.

Too late asked her out and she said yes.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Too late asked her out and she said yes.

Okay, I believe you.