How should I propose to my gf? - For science

Pay Nic Cage to fuck her and pop the question while you're sitting in a corner jerking off. If you can't afford Nic Cage, try a Golden Retriever. Women love Golden Retrievers.
 
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Take a gene test to make sure youre compatible and that shes actually a PROPER white

go to your local arcade, they will have capsule machines there, go to the other people in the building and ask for quarters, if you have enough you can start pulling capsules, you will need around 20 to get a silver ring. She will appreciate this ring more as you had to put effort into obtaining it.
(if you can not get money from the people there you can go into the bathroom and sit behind that hole in the last stall, that should give you enough coins)

Now you have to propose to her, its important to show her that you can provide and are a TRUE alpha male, to do that you will go to your local mcdonalds, order for her, do not let her speak, when the burgers arrive you will take them, you will not pay to show that you dont take shit from anyone, while the clerk calls the police you have to ask the question, you need to be quick and do so before the police arrives.
 
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Take a gene test to make sure youre compatible and that shes actually a PROPER white
Invite her to the KiwiFarms to make sure you're compatible. If she gets upset and dumps you, you'll know you've dodged a bullet in not proposing to her.

In all other cases: lmao just ask her about marriage this ain't Victorian Bri'ain or a Romcom eksdee
 
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Since she likes Nicolas cage then perhaps buy a bee shaped ring box. Then propose in front of a giant wicker man.
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"Romance" is just another way for women to describe what gets them wet in a way that sounds highbrow, abstract, and axiomatic. Don't think about this too hard.

Give her father a goat and make the proposition with them all in attendance.
Nah, romance is what makes them feel loved; it's almost completely an antithesis to getting them wet.
 
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