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Lead was commonly used throughout the middle ages and into the late 1800s for its pure white pigmentation. People, but especially nobles, would use lead-based makeup to make their faces and skin as white as possible.

These days, injecting lead subcutaneously is much quicker and more efficient, Simply load the injection device known as a "Shot gun" with one or two shells; it is reccomended you choose either buckshot or slug rounds, and aim the gun below your chin. This should ensure the maximum injection of lead into your body in the quickest frame of time.

Good luck enjoying your newfound racial superiority!
 
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BayView said:
I am non white and I am seeking to become white. Is there any brown-to-white corrective surgery out there? Also what brand of eye color changing contact lenses should I get?
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Invent time machine and travel to when Satan betrayed Jesus and was cursed with blackness by Elohim and tell your ancestor not to fight on Satan's team.
 
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BayView said:
I am non white and I am seeking to become white. Is there any brown-to-white corrective surgery out there? Also what brand of eye color changing contact lenses should I get?
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You should start watching All in the Family, listening to big band and jazz, frequently drinking milk, and complaining about all the coons and sand niggers you need to deal with on a frequent basis/constantly hear about on your milquetoast news media.

Then go down to your local city hall with proof that you've done all this and collect your Certified White Man card.
 
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