How to break voodoo curse?

[Penis Drager 2.0]

My life sucks and everything I do to try to improve fails. Now obviously it's not my fault so the only rational explanation is some kind of evil voodoo magic or something.
I've been wearing my quartz buttplug for the past week to ward off evil spirits but it doesn't seem to be working.

Any tips?

 

[CoolFool]

one time me and my friend made a voodoo doll on this girl we didn't like in middle school. Her life did actually suck and last I checked, it still sucks. So maybe they really do work.

 

[DankSmoker]

If youre affected by black magick maybe you should try jew magick, but I dont know if their chicken whirling is more powerful or less evil. You could get into snakes maybe.

 

[Aunt Carol]

The term you want to search for this is "uncrossing." "Reversing" is a similar metaphysical concept, but almost useless as a keyword.

Mostly they'll have you taking some special baths and washing the floor on the way into your house.

If you see some disturbed earth in your yard and find the jar/bottle/statue someone buried, that's your smoking gun, but otherwise it's gonna be ritual baths.

 

[Johnathan Readit]

Burn some white sage then take a shit in your neighbor's yard so the demons know where to go. Worked both times it happened to me.

 

[Town Drunk]

I am a certified witch doctor with a 4 year degree in Voodoo studies. For a small fee I will pin your curse upon a goat of your choosing and exile it into the wilderness. DM your paypal account number and a sample of your DNA.

 

[DankSmoker]

The term you want to search for this is "uncrossing." "Reversing" is a similar metaphysical concept, but almost useless as a keyword.

Mostly they'll have you taking some special baths and washing the floor on the way into your house.

If you see some disturbed earth in your yard and find the jar/bottle/statue someone buried, that's your smoking gun, but otherwise it's gonna be ritual baths.

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I'm not sure if that's a bottle of hot sauce or Jewish trickery. I'd probably taste it either way.

 

[Vargerd]

I don't know about breaking curses, but I played the monkey island games back in the 90's and the second game showed me that you can fight voodoo with voodoo.

Simply figure out who's after you and create your own voodoo doll of them and fire back

the main ingrediants were:
Something of the head
Something of the thread
Something of the body and
Something of the dead

note that substandard reagents (like if they wear a wig because they are a baldie) will reduce the range at which your doll will be effective.

 

[dick brain]

I don't know about breaking curses, but I played the monkey island games back in the 90's and the second game showed me that you can fight voodoo with voodoo.

Simply figure out who's after you and create your own voodoo doll of them and fire back

the main ingrediants were:
Something of the head
Something of the thread
Something of the body and
Something of the dead

note that substandard reagents (like if they wear a wig because they are a baldie) will reduce the range at which your doll will be effective.

How do I figure out who made a voodoo sex doll of me and keeps making me nut in my pants?

 

[Pagan Min]

If a voodoo curse is anything like a gypsy curse (see: Thinner), then it sounds like all you need is a pie, a knife (to spill your tainted blood onto the pie), and an unwary victim (to eat the pie)...

 

[We Are The Witches]

The only voodoo that exists is AIDS spread by the people who practice voodoo.