How to get out of a Reverse Mortgage without being shot by Tom Selleck?

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

So I reversed mortgage my house because i thought i was going to die soon and i wanted to screw over my kids. But I won the lottery and decided to pay it off. The very next day, I saw that I had a letter addressed to me from Mr. Tom Selleck himself, I loved Magnum PI as a kid. So I opened it up and there was a finger along with a note that said "The house or your life". I immediately called the police, but they said they couldnt do much since the finger belonged to a Thai prostitute. Im trying to live a normal life but I keep getting bricks thrown through my window with animal heads attached and I dont know what to do. I payed the mortgage, what am I supposed to do?

 

[dick brain]

Just reverse it again. If you reverse something and then reverse it again it goes back to normal, like Uno.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

You ever see that Tom Selleck prison rape movie? He feeds the bad guy some soap to give him the shits and when the bad guy is on the toilet Tom shanks himself to be the prison badass.