How to get undiagnosed with autism?

[Exigent Circumcisions]

I'm tired of everybody looking at me like I'm some fat, pasty, twitchy virgin with no job or prospects. Not that it's untrue or anything, but it still seems unfair.

Thoughts?

 

[SevenEightNine]

Become a furry.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Become a furry.

Undiagnosed. And I don't need a diagnosis for pedophilia on top of everything else.

 

[Hellspawn]

Unfortunately, you can't outgrow autism.

 

[King Fructose]

Throw all of your trains away.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Throw all of your trains away.

You can have my trains when you pry them out of my clammy, quaking hands after you gently chide me for smelling like pee and doritos.

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

I recommend a paralyzing opiate addiction for the symptoms of twichyness and lolurfat.

 

[Retink]

Once you tism, you're on the other side of the schism and there's no going back to humanity.

 

[murph]

There was a time when doctors would purge medical records after a period of 10 years or so because it's expensive to store paper records. Now that everything is digital, your medical records are permanent. You can't be undiagnosed from anything, and your past medical records can and will be used against you at every opportunity.

It's insane to me how fashionable it is to parade mental illnesses as some kind of trophy in the oppression stack. You won't get the good drugs by prescription, they only give the good shit to cancer patients, children, and the elderly.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

they only give the good shit to cancer patients, children, and the elderly.

AKA the easiest targets of strong-armed robbery. Coincidence?

 

[Chi-com Soldier]

I'll be happy to hit you with a belt until you're normal. DM me.

 

[Lobotomite Hot Gaming]

Start studying Latin.

 

[Least Concern]

"Binaural beats" videos on YouTube. It worked for Jesus Christine Western Chandler Sonichu.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Why are you telling people you are diagnosed in the first place? It's not like having an extra leg or a missing eye.
Just use peoples natural tendancy to not give a shit about anything not directly in their face by keeping shut about it and act normalish. No one will be the wiser.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Ask nicely.

 

[R00T]

Give me 100 dollars and I’ll diagnose you however you want.

This degree isn’t useless unless you make it useless baby.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Ask nicely.

If I were honestly autistic that would be impossible. I'm starting to think some of you guys are joshing me.

 

[Niggasaurus Rex]

Have sex.

 

[Dysnomia]

Become obsessed with Sonic. Trains also help. I highly recommend Paw Patrol as well.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Become obsessed with Sonic. Trains also help. I highly recommend Paw Patrol as well.

Undiagnosed, damn it.