How to get wealthy fast?

[Brightstar777]

How to accomplish wealth fast without dealing with a lot of subhumans along the way, we all know this Apes that work worthless jobs and want to make your life miserable just like them in wage slavery system that only serve their boss or their country that pay less than average wages

 

[the rat]

Redeem.

 

[Whatevermancer]

If there was a foolproof guaranteed way of getting rich quick, people would be doing that instead of wageslaving, don't you think?

 

[Jewthulhu]

Rob a casino

For legal reasons this is a joke

 

[Troon Meet Noose]

Marry someone rich then divorce/kill them, depending upon if there's a prenup.

 

[YouDoNotHaveTheRight]

A supreme gentleman once told me the lottery was the perfect way.

 

[PovertySprocket]

Install ransomware on the school computer system. Bonus: You get out of doing homework.

 

[Would]

You send me all your money to invest.

 

[Miller]

Use your bussy.

 

[equinsu_ocha]

Find a Nigerian prince.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

Come from a stable family and smart parents.

 

[PaleTay]

Porn or sell online courses to retards.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Believe in the one true savior Jesus Christ. Your reward in heaven will be a gold mansion with many rooms or something.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

That’s not very philosophical or enlightened.

 

[Anime Waifu NFT collector]

Send me 1 ETH and I'll send 2 ETHback.
Send me 2 ETH and I'll send 3 ETH back.
Send me 5 ETH and I'll send 6 ETH back.

Spoiler

These scams have more benefits for sending less because they know that only stupid people fall for them, and stupid people are poor, so it's best to encourage sending less because it's all they have.

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

Do you know any drug dealers do you have a gun rob drug dealers

start a left wing political channel it's really easy and call things you don't like racist

are you a chemist cook meth I actually knew a guy who actually did start cooking meth after he graduated college with the biochem degree

join a right wing group become a federal informant demand cash affronted immunity this isn't very profitable you only gonna get maybe 200,000 for this

find a rich older non attractive gay man and be his rent boy he probably doesn't have any kids have him leave you everything in the will and poison him with arsenic we're pushing down a flight of stairs and say he fell.
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creative cryptocurrency and pump and dump it

creative faith charity that helps migrants but secretly is just using them to harvest organs.
Start selling drugs

starter construction company use cheap illegal immigrant labor don't pay them for five weeks and then call IMF repeat the cycle

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Send 9000 dollars to Peter Popoff.

 

[Meriasek]

Be lucky on things like stock market or crypto, or find a successful niche on Youtube, Twitch, or OnlyFans.
Other options either take longer or are less than legal.
And all take a minimum of intelligence.

 

[Masturbator]

find a rich older non attractive gay man and be his rent boy he probably doesn't have any kids have him leave you everything in the will and poison him with arsenic we're pushing down a flight of stairs and say he fell.

hiv any%

outside of memes scamming is super viable since there is always that one mammonth with astronomical sum that just sits there

 

[Obstacle]

In a system where everybody is trying to get ahead, and the stakes are life or death, real advice is too precious to share, and a valuable enough commodity that entire niches exist in offering people superficially attractive nonsense.
In light of this; beware meddlers - cleave to your own path.
Work hard, be wary of mooches, thieves and confidence tricksters, and cut your expenses, that is all.