How to give a good impression to my coworkers?

[MissDrama]

In a few hours I'm meeting my coworkers in person for the first time (we all work from home so we just have interacted by chat/video until now) - How can I give a good impression? Give me your knowledge.

 

[Resident Evil]

Acted as you always have, stand up straight, be comfortable yet formal. Suddenly changing is gonna make you look like some weird poser. If people like talking to you and respect your work, they’ll have already respected you. The medium may have changed, but the impression will always be there.

Simple as.

 

[Just A Butt]

T-pose to show dominance

 

[Vingle]

By dropping your pants and taking a big smelly shit, right in front of them.

 

[lowenergy]

Try not to be too nervous/anxious and overthink it too much. It’s always a little weird to “meet” someone in person who you have interacted with virtually, and I’m sure some of your coworkers are feeling the same. I agree with @Handsome Tard AI, suddenly acting differently will be awkward as fuck. Just be yourself, relax, and have fun!

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

Play this as the background music while chatting to let they know you are untouchable and untriggerable.

 

[Marika]

In my experience, the reason for gathering coworkers together is to engage in business, not to make friends. That being said, no harm in being kind and courteous to everyone, and above all QUIET. Unless you are presenting or your voice is integral to the meeting, listen more than you talk and it'll go a long way as far as impressions go. Nothing beats being a little mysterious.

 

[Just A Butt]

bust someone's head open with the lunch tray and then no one will fuck with you

 

[DumbDude42]

make sure to use words like nigger, faggot, tranny and kike at every opportunity! it's a great way to show that you're a confident alpha chad and not some loser beta cuck!

 

[Pruto]

ALIENATE THEM

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

The polite thing to do when meeting new coworkers, is not to have your penis hanging out.
I know a lot of guys have the misconception of this, and while it is acceptable at parties, birthdays, funerals, or meeting new neighbors, it is not OK to have your penis hanging out when meeting new coworkers.
while it is not explained why this practice should not be, it has been practice for over 500 years.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Dress appropriately for the kind of Job you do. Don't overdress if you are in some beginner position, no suit then.
Be both professional and affable. Put the Job first, but show that you are interested in getting to know them and get along.
Avoid all the topics only Autists breach with people they don't know.
Give some insight into your life, if you are talking casually, but keep it basic.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

walk up to the biggest one and say 'I like your shoes.give them to me' and if they fail to comply shiv them.
not a kill shot ... they're only shoes.

 

[UnremarkablePerson]

A balance between being personable and professional. Basically, you want people to know that your approachable as they will probably want to get a feel as to how interacting with you will go, while also showing that your eager to find your place in the work environment and be productive.

To be honest, just try to avoid overthinking it, most people started off having to meet co-workers that they have never met so I'm sure they will give you plenty of leeway if your not a cunt to them.

 

[NigKid]

I have not worn clothes to work in over 5 years, it establishes dominance by displaying my 2 inch cock in full view. Only an insecure man would hide their body. All my coworkers keep their distance from me now due to pure respect.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Rape the most popular co worker so you can become the new alpha of the group.

 

[Billy Beer]

Be an arsehole. Seriously.

If you walk in to a room like that Trump gif where he pushes people out of the way, you get respect. Your co-workers won't admit it, they may even dislike you, but they won't fuck with you. If they do, you're an arsehole and nobody will be suprised when you do arsehole things to them.

Even better is, it can never fail, because if it does, a bit of humility and "you guys made me change for the better" will make people believe they've had a positive impact on your life and will be more willing to engage in the future.

All the while you can still be an arsehole behind the scenes.

Walk in like Trump, promise to change like southpark saddamn hussain

 

[Botchy Galoop]

Dress for success. Make sure you have showered this week, and be sure to wear plenty of AXE body spray. Wear many bright, primary colors, as this signals that you are creative and fun. Casual, pleated pants are de riguer. Above all, never forget to wear a hat. Ballcaps are a bit too casual, so a fedora would be a good compromise. Make sure your shoes are shined.
Your co-workers will be mightily impressed. In fact, they may avoid eye contact in deference to your superior attire.
Good Luck!

 

[Product Placement]

Bring in a big box of cake or doughnuts, something that looks like a welcome gift for all the staff. Wait until someone goes to grab one, and forcefully stop them and report them to HR for stealing. That will show the other staff you are not to be fucked with.

 

[mario if smoke weed]

If you tell people you enjoy watching The Office and Jimmy Fallon they will think you're a man of culture. Seriously.