How to into academic research? - How to not weird out colleagues?

[John Badman]

How do I ask a doctorate in my field if there are any research projects without sounding like a dork?

I autistically power-leveled over laser encoded voices and optical computation in quantum mechanics towards my professor, I extolled the potential of a photon medium compared to an electron. A whole bunch of random stuff not related to course material or the lecture.

This feels like a cope mechanism of mine to avoid asking for another job since I got shafted from my previous DoD employment offer because of funding. How do I not seem like a sperg next time? These institutions are based on 100% trust and I come off as a spastic.

 

[Syzyg]

Lean fully into the autism. Turn it up to 11. Doctorates are more autistic than you give them credit. Maybe they rejected you because you weren't sperging enough.

 

[DankSmoker]

Take your pants off and ask for theirs. They will be flattered that you like their pants and the ball is in your court.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Drink enough fluoride until you turn gay and practice your dick-sucking technique. OR paint yourself brown and learn an Indo-Aryan language.

Ball is in your court, amigo.

 

[DankSmoker]

Drink enough fluoride until you turn gay and practice your dick-sucking technique. OR paint yourself brown and learn an Indo-Aryan language.

Ball is in your court, amigo.

Hey! You stole my basketball lingo just like an African-American. Really tthough, with his lofty goals we should be using golf references so we both shanked it there. OP you'll get on the green if you show him your peen.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Hey! You stole my basketball lingo just like an African-American

Wtf I didn't even read your post

Nigga telepathy is real...