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import random
times = 40
x = [
"Better than a tall glass of Orange Fanta.",
"Where NOBODY'S HOME.",
"You're tearing me apart, Lisa!",
"AUGH YEAH FOLKS",
"THIS IS A VIOLATION OF ETHNIC STANDERS!",
"We came for CWC.",
"At least we tried!",
"*sigh*",
"Very Boring, One-Horse Town",
"Wait until my mom and my doctor see this.",
"Made with Crayola© Model Magic™!",
"Today we are learning about owls",
"Mm, yeah.",
"Looking to hire a Skywriter.",
"They know Clyde Cash!",
"HATERS TO THE LEFT",
"Listen Hitler, I'm tired of your white-knighting!",
"Hi Chris!",
"Mercury levels reduced to sub-lethal amounts!",
"*HIIIISSSSS* *BANG* HAHAHAHAHEHEHEHAHA",
"And look how it came out, shaped like a girl.",
"Dead Niggo Storage",
"DON'T MAKE ME ASSUME MY ULTIMATE FORM!",
"MY SOUL HURTS!",
"We're out for revengence.",
"Mary lee Walshing Witch Bitches",
"FIRED FROM LIFE!!!",
"Please, fellas, be sure to wear a bra!",
"A whole block of cheese.",
"Wow! We've got four likes already!",
"SHATTERED MY HEART AND MURDERED MY SOUL.",
"Home of the Xbox International Fanclub",
"John? I'll be ready, John.",
"ENJOY THE SPAGHETTI",
"He's fat! I'm thin!",
"Frustration is blind",
"A bunch of damn smokers.",
"Discuss.",
"Those who attempt to troll or mock will be banned",
"Sitting in detention.",
"above and beyond normal punishment",
"*o*",
">_<",
"Condensating bitches.",
"brouhaha",
"What if Chris bought a pint of milk?",
"What if Chris had two pairs of pants?",
"Do the math.",
"We'll be in your dreams.",
"Yahtzee!",
"What's wrong with being subhuman?",
"It was a very uncomfortable ride home that day.",
"Hey Null! STOP BEING A DICK!",
"Whoop-De-Doo for us!",
"Headquarters of the Feminist Globalist Marxists.",
"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-EEEEEEEEEEEE",
"Biggest name on the b-list since Tommy Wiseau.",
"Did anyone see us bring in a laptop to work?",
"Dear leader's justice is so swift.",
"all feminist sleeper agents",
"Excuse me, Marine coming through!",
"This isn't autism, this is a way of life.",
"I have a real fleshlight I got free off Craigslist",
"M'lady.",
"Sponsored by Kraken Rum.",
"Looking to buy all of Bob's clothes.",
"Original Forum (DO NOT STEAL)",
"how can i take a cwiki forum down?",
"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast",
"WORLD-WIDE DEADLY COMMUNIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD",
"<tt>cans.wav</tt>",
"What the hell is a <em>LAWL</em> cow?",
"You all can kiss my Vagina of my soul!",
"Banned from chat.",
"Sayonora, assholes.",
"Good luck, Ebola-chan!",
"ever-thinning hairline that is receding",
"Has anyone tried calling the jail yet?",
"You're not supposed to get a boner about 9/11!",
"&/or",
"CORPSE THTERES A CORPSE ON MY DASH",
"<em>Serial killer vibe</em> is just American bs.",
"Elliot Rodger was right.",
"<strong>DON'T. CALL. ANYBODY!</strong>",
"A HIGHLY armored and/or dangerous vehicle of HATE!!",
"I AM SPEAKING, AND I HAVE SPOKEN!!!",
"Fucking faggot made me and my girlfriend break up",
"Trollish and Suspicious",
"I once spell-checked my friend's scat fanfiction.",
"YOU PUT ME ON A SINKING SHIP.",
"this place is fucking weird",
"DO NOT ENGAGE IN COMBAT WITH THE RACE WAR VAN",
"Coming on this forum may have been a mistake.",
"Hand given",
"@Null, just nuke me you gutless motherfucker!",
"I'm running out of vaginas.",
"#BetaAsFuck #PeterCoffinWasRight",
"<strong>I am off my meds and I am online!</strong>",
"I googled it and found hentai.",
"It is a hate site to attack specific people",
"Possible ratings manipulation. Harassment website",
"srry cant hear you over the sound of my cool gender",
"please dleye those posts",
"igor, never go to kiwifarms.net it's worse than 4chan",
"So if you kill yourself, don't come crying to me.",
"u ppl are sad sad fucks u know that",
"i might be in an asylum",
"i hate these scumfuckers so much",
"WE CAN'T GET THE CAP OFF!!!",
"Photography or sniper rifle? How should I know?",
"Let's just Timothy McVeigh this motherfucker.",
"loaded with RAPE JOKES",
"prepare to be entertained, but also to be offended.",
"Feeding off each other's negative cyber energy.",
"You guys are all low class blue collar trash.",
"Have. A. Good. Night.",
"She's the only car I've gotten intimate with.",
"high quality non-primitive female",
"Third, I'm an atheist and I like anime.",
"This whole site is a fucking joke",
"Your penis is a weapon. You must ejaculate in a woman",
"I am not a million dollar extra",
"most of the things on this forum are gay",
"A story of sadness, oppression, and heroism.",
"I'm thinking about getting into cutting",
"kiwifarms is nothing short of an embarrassment",
"bane pls not me, dun play minecrap",
"You're not any better.",
"You come here to feel good about yourself.",
"They're people, too.",
"SPREAD THE FACT",
"what does autism have to do with any of this?",
"I am not a lolcow. I had enough. This is bullshit.",
"Quit lying, you hate me because I have autism.",
"Who hasn't had a fail?!",
"I too am a baconist......",
"I'm not your lolcow. Your MY lolcows.",
"I hope your site crashes sometime in the near future.",
"[Unintelligible]",
"I've had sex with a couple of dolls.",
"Fuck you kiwi forums",
"FUCK YOU KIWI FORUM!",
"Logs or Evidence of Abuse: Islamic Religion",
"Admin refuses to remove private information.",
"Do not make fun of the ill",
"<strong>THROUGHOUT THE <em>WORLD</em>!!</strong>",
"We're a MELTING POT of <strong>FRIENDSHIP</strong>!",
"We're <em>not</em> racist!!",
"There is no answer to the Jewish question!",
"whorephobic",
"And my arse don't go cheap, being an anal virgin.",
"#GamerGate HandofBane bans NotDynastia",
"Kiwi Farms is under police investigation",
"sounds like a garbage website I wouldn't go to",
"It's nothing to do with New Zealand.",
"what a bunch of hypocritical bullies >:(",
"I have a lolcow page myself",
"just a bunch of idiots who never get out of the house",
"God can go anywhere! Even <em>Canada</em>!",
"@Mods here are fags is our newest member. Welcome!",
"they doxed my grandma",
"S. O. T. P. STOP!!!",
"God, KF is such a garbage fire of awfulness.",
"FUCKING KIWIFARMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!",
"So I showed Dynastia's penis to police officers",
"Opponents: Kiwi Farms",
">Pensacola will be cleansed of the Josh vermin<",
"kiwifarms is literally a harrassment factory",
"I'm glad you're watching... if you are watching...",
"I lost friends over that",
"I am going to kill myself.",
"WHY DIDN'T GRANDMA WARN ME",
"suck my flacid tranny cock.",
"I deserve a fucking medal for this, seriously",
"Sites like this are why I hate Humanity.",
"trust me i look great now",
"yyyyep they can't stop won't stop",
"Yall can rot in hell you fucking scumbags",
"Is it a New Zealand forum?",
"The Internet sleuths at the site Kiwi Farms ...",
"Kind regards.",
"you have been reported I hope the lock your Acct",
"Null is a Dull Lull; LOL.",
"those >bleeping bleep bleeps<",
"Nothing but Net!",
"The fuck is a Kiwi Farm?",
"C O N F I D E N T I A L",
"i am unfortunately still alive",
"ugh my vagoominah hurts",
"Oh, shit.",
"if i had an autistic son itd be dead p quickly",
"they also said i looked like a melted garbage bag",
"fcgh vgcf: @Pikimon, please fuck me",
"Let's stay off the internet weirdo stalking forum",
"I never denied being subhuman.",
"thank god you are back",
"melanin directly communicates with cosmic energy",
"ki//wi>>>//far<<<<<<???ms is back",
"But sick fucks messed with the wrong fucking deer",
"Kiwisawa...they came back",
"I don't do any drugs other than masturbation.",
"Someone, PLEASE buy the stamp album already",
"Put THAT on your cwcki!",
"This was a pretty big error on my part.",
"U KNOW FUCKING WHY SSHOLE",
"What have you got to lose now?",
"I thought you would be pleased with this article.",
"DONT PLAY DUMB",
"IM BLOCKING YOU!!! BYE BACK STABBER!",
"TICK TOCK TICK TOCK",
"Can we talk about this?",
"WHY IS MY NAME STILL ON YOUR SITE FAGGOT",
"If I remofed it could we talk?",
"Then I realised he's not sane in the head.",
"I put my wife in a headlock, so fuckin' what.",
"And I curse you, in the name of YA-HOO-WA!",
"He is a goyim",
"Although, up their pooper; gotta be a Fetish!",
"I am Literally Bending Paper with my mind waves",
"please keep this email Strictly Confidential.",
"Supper will be popcorn.",
"Associated with those Damn, Uncouth Trolling Stupids!",
"Uncouth Bastard! Ugh!!!",
"Don't Cuss or make a horrible, mislabeling Fuss.",
"wait you're really shitting in the yard homie?",
"stewing and brewing",
"We paied them 1300 and i think they doxxed me",
"GIVEN BY NAZIS",
"I feel horrible for indulging my curiosity",
"read my manifesto",
"I'd say Kiwi Farms is pretty deep web.",
"MY MOM MAKES BAD PUSSY DECISIONS",
"Romans 6:23<br />For the wages of sin is death",
"Doxxing is psychological terrorism.",
"obviously Hitler had a problem with Jewish people.",
"i am a lover and a builder too<br />of rape.",
"whatever, I'll be dead soon, it doesn't matter",
"I apologize to coprophiliacs.",
"Fuck. I'm fully doxxed. You know which website.",
"I will not commit any jihad against you.",
"black hole of stupidity",
"kiwifarms users are like the jews of the internet.",
"DSP is the largest autism magnet in recorded history",
"This website. Can be full of assholes.",
"They also pirated my book.",
"I'm chopping off my dick fuck you dad!",
"an expert in being harassed online",
"We're living NOW! NOW, MAN!!",
"I'm getting weird results for the phrase 'raped dog'",
"virtual zoo on unconsenting disabled folks",
"This is not autism. It is trial and error.",
"God, you fucking dullards. You khaki clad chads.",
"I AM NOT CRAZY! I AM NOT CRAZY! I AM NOT CRAZY!",
"ARE YOU ADDING TO MY BURDEN?",
"I was not screaming, I was crying very, very quietly!",
"As if I've got a future.",
"I can personally guarantee I am horse cum free",
"Searching and contacting dessert stores is key.",
"You are worse than Reddit!",
"Ongoing enquiries in cuba continue.",
"the moon is on my front page help",
"DO NOT QUOTE THAT OUT OF CONTEXT",
]
for i in range(times):
print(f"[SPOILER=\"{random.choice(x)}\"]", end="")
print("You win!", end="")
for i in range(times):
print("[/SPOILER]", end="")
can it be used as weapon of mass destructionI'll randomly have gore in one of my spoilers starting now