How was the internet born?

[Gorgar]

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[DumbDude42]

i built a robot
the robot fucked your mom
she got pregnant and gave birth to the internet

 

[Mooty-Kins]

im sorry but it's time someone gave you THE TALK. this talk will change your entire outlook on life, so don't say i didn't warn you.
You see, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, they do the Special Bed Dance ritual, and then some time after a baby is born. That is how the internet was born.

 

[Retink]

Al Gore fucked Bill Gates or something and then a series of tubes came out.

 

[XANA]

Once upon a time, the military had a brilliant idea. They would build a system that would allow them to communicate fast, and exceptionally so. The exceptional part is important here, because they decided to allow the public to use it, and now the internet is full of exceptional individuals.

 

[Lucky Jim]

People wanted telegraph lines but more expensive