How will the above user lose his/her virginity?

[NARPASSWORD]

That is, of course, assuming he/she would ever get laid.

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

Missionary position, nuts within 3 seconds and goes to sleep immediately after.

 

[Berserker Armor]

in back of first boyfriends car
it lasted 4 minutes

 

[Canned Bread]

They wont

 

[Crippled_Retard]

Wow, they still have it!

 

[Star Wormwood]

lol can't even feel anything below the belt

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Jonathan Ross.

 

[Hiragana]

Skewered by a massive Dragon Dildo.

 

[Hui]

Never

 

[Coconut Gun]

Turned into a sex slave.

 

[Slowpoke Sonic]

showered by coconut cream pies, if you know what i’m talking about

 

[Teri-Teri]

Got laid with Barry Benson.

 

[drtoboggan]

By a black.

 

[Audit]

Out of desperation, he will call up Tempest and ask him if he's willing to be the dickgirl that breaks him in. Tempest will refuse, and he'll be stuck buying a fursuit and losing his virginity to a man in a neon green, fem-boy fox costume at a furcon.

 

[Rand /pol/]

 

[Nekromantik]

The robot Fisto.

 

[ES 148]

Hundreds of fleas in the vague shape of Marilyn Monroe

 

[Tookie]

In her bath.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Slipping on a wet floor and falling ass first on a bottle of pop.

 

[ThePurpleProse]

Furry convention, scat involved.