How would Selfcest technically work - I'm not very smart ):

A clone of you would not actually be you, since a clone is a genetically identical person grown from an egg containing your DNA, their personality would likely be very different given the different experiences. Therefore, sexual intercourse with your clone is definitely not masturbation.

However, sex with an exact copy of you, produced through means beyond current scientific understanding, would be masturbation.
 
when the portal gun is invented, some coomer will use it to fuck himself in the ass
um akshually, even if he managed to get his dick in his ass, when he moved forwards or backwards the dick and ass would move forward and backwards at the exact same alignment since they're attached to each other so he would have his dick in his ass, but not be able to fuck it, and the only way he would be able to stimulate himself is by squeezing on his dick with his ass muscles
 
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um akshually, even if he managed to get his dick in his ass, when he moved forwards or backwards the dick and ass would move forward and backwards at the exact same alignment since they're attached to each other so he would have his dick in his ass, but not be able to fuck it, and the only way he would be able to stimulate himself is by squeezing on his dick with his ass muscles
Depends tbh, as a top in a fag relationship myself you have to be relaxed to have good anal. So somehow he would have to lube his asshole, relax and start fucking without getting tensed up as that's how pain (and eventual bleeding from the anus) happens.
 
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