How would the world be different (or in anyway better) if the Soviet Union won the Cold War? - What if Red World was real?

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The recent events over Ukraine has intrigued me into thinking could the inverse would of happen if the cold war ended in the complete opposite outcome. That being what if western Europe fell under the influence of the Warsaw pact and America broken up into multiple countries during the late 80s or early 90s. Would in this scenario would the Soviet union puppet an independent the midwestern region to spark tensions with the east coast of the former united states? A parallel like that would be unlikely, but the thought intrigue me into thinking if there is anything we take for granted that there is a surviving United States and a dead Soviet Union. Of course a lot would need to happen in order for this change of events to work but it's interesting to speculate.
I despise leftist so of course I think this world would be terrible. However, the comment section of the video bellow intrigues me if there is anyone that could find happiness in such of a world?

The cold war has just as much impact on us today as World War I and World War II and it's always interesting to think of how things would be drastically different if the other side won.
This is an underrated alternate history scenario that I've only ever seen covered in the Red World mod for hoi4.
Here's it's starting date January 1st, 2010 world map for an idea what this world could of look like if the opposite outcome of the cold war happened.
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Here's what I think would at least happen:
The Soviets won the cold war but fail to create a international order of communism or achieve autarky. Just like how America so far has failed to completely build a globohomo new world order in our world.
Marxist-Leninism and Maoism would still be the global standard ideology.
Anti-leftist sentiment in the remaining noncommunist world would skyrocket to extremes.
Religion would be persecuted but a much stronger underground religious counter culture would exist.
Islamic terrorism would be focus on trying to take down the soviet union.
Nuclear power would not have the same stigma because Chernobyl did not happen
There is no cultural hegemony in this timeline. The soviets cannot replace America as one as it wasn't one to the warsaw pact countries in our world.
The internet (if it exists) would be more primitive and more divided. Social Media would not exist.
Video games would still exist but would either be Japanese or similar to low quality knock off consoles of our timeline.
There would be less plastic based pollutants.
Much of Americas jewish population would either flee to the soviet union or Israel once America collapsed.
Europe would be unappealing to migrants and refugees (at least for a little while).
Julius Streicher's last words would come true "The Bolsheviks will hang you one day."
The conditions of America's collapse might allow a White ethno state to exist in the northwest part of the united states. But will be seen as a rouge state by the rest of the world.
Any attempts to reunify America would be met with hostility with the Soviet Union.
There would be an alternate space exploration timeline.
Eventually there would be a major rightwing pushback and a possible end to the communist international world order.

I would want to hear what do you think would happen if the soviets achieve victory in the cold war. I'm also very curious if there is anyone on here at kiwifarms that thinks things would be better if they did.
 
Russia would certainly try to colonize half of Europe. I say try because beyond numbers, they don't exactly have the best technology.
 
I imagine it'd be like that episode of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles where Sherdder/Krang succeed in taking over the world b/c the turtles accidentally got sent into the future.

Most things suck, and nothing works.

Edit: tried to find a clip of the episode on YT and came upon this thumbnail:
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I now regret making that reference and am considering suicide.
 
I do like the Russians view of woman both as sex object, and people who can be trusted to operate heavy unsafe machinery
 
I wish they did win. Maybe then the world would learn to hate communism and tyranny instead of embracing them. We've been so spoiled that we now take capitalism and liberty for granted, and now we're losing them.
Personally, I kinda prefer to live in a liberal democracy with still robust capitalism and powerful yet sclerotic institutions that resist sudden change more than getting to experience a total communist hellhole just for the opportunity to hate them up close.
 
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I wish they did win. Maybe then the world would learn to hate communism and tyranny instead of embracing them. We've been so spoiled that we now take capitalism and liberty for granted, and now we're losing them.
I think ten years of communism would make even the most annoying western leftist come to despise it.
 
Marxist-Leninism and Maoism would still be the global standard ideology.
The cold war would never end then. Communism is a lot like a religion where people constantly fight over what is canon and what is heretical. In a world filled with commie states, there will be no unity as the differences in interpretation of doctrine and historical feuds will still drive conflict. Look at the Sino-Soviet split for example. When China and Russia developed Communism differently with China being radical and the USSR mellowing, they broke ties and became rivals on who will be the leader of the global communism movement. So in a Red World, it's not NATO vs Warsaw Pact then it would be Soviets Vs. CCP or possibly another major commie state that developed their own idea on what communism should be and will fight to push that idea.
 
Communism hasn't and won't win anything except my unending mockery.

They're still using agricultural and civil construction tech from the 40's. Communism is for losers, by losers.
My favorite is when Brezhnev got upset that the US was so drastically far ahead in meat consumption per capita, so he initiated a Five Year Plan on the expansion of beef production. Well, one wouldn't dare to not produce more beef at the end of the plan than the beginning, and five years really isn't enough to develop the best in the world animal husbandry the US has, so the cattle ranchers in the USSR did the only thing that made sense: they did absolutely nothing differently for four years and then the fifth year slaughtering all of their cattle, including breeding and dairy stock.
 
China fell apart due to infighting before the Cold War was in full swing. As for everything else, well the USSR fell apart because people were leaving it without those glowies intervening.
 
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The USSR failed for a reason, and that reason is central planning. If by some miracle they were able to continue conquering Eastern Europe, their entire system of governance would've failed eventually due to incompetence bred through cronyism and ideologue yes-men clogging up the system. The USSR was doomed to fail.
 
It wasn't even close. This scenario is ridiculous.
 
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An internal collapse of the soviet union was a long term inevitability. There was a period in the 60's and 70's where the country was, while definitely not democratic or "fun", about as stable and modern as it could be given its historical circumstances. Life expectancy in the country during that period went up dramatically compared to anything in Russian history before it. But over time the internal corruption and general mismanagement of state resources gradually ate away at soviet institutions until some sort of internal conflict was destined to rip it apart.

The major problem with the USSR was the thing that made it last so long, it was an authoritarian shitshow that only held together a huge and ethnically diverse country through terror and patronage. Whenever I read anything about soviet history my major takeaway is that the entire government was made up of the most paranoid, backstabbing, people imaginable. And it was pretty much by design. Purging the state of anybody competent or using even the slightest infraction (real or imagined) to destroy your enemies was just an everyday part of life. Go watch The Death Of Stalin if you haven't seen it. The soviet government made congress seem dignified, and never mind that these motherfuckers were literally getting each other shot or gulaged for personal advantage all the fucking time. You had this huge collection of party officials, major and minor, that only ever got where they were through dog eat dog internal ratfuckery. Nobody was on the same side. Nobody had any grand plan for the future. There was no accountability. It was a society where you could get away with everything and constantly be in danger of getting shot all at the same time.

Consider Afghanistan. The Soviets by the end had no reason to be there, they were just throwing lives and resources away because leaving was such a politically unpalatable thing that if you expressed that opinion openly in the government you could end up in a cell. So instead everybody just doubled down on the dumbest, most malignant, policies they could think of. The same sort of thing happened in Chernobyl, instead of fixing the problem their first response was to lie about it because nobody wanted to be the one to take responsibility, because in soviet russia "responsibility" meant forced labor. The government would do things like demand the creation of a certain number of jobs. The political class never bothers to specifically what "create jobs" means so the people under them in charge of factories or powerplants just have hundreds of people who's "job" is to pretend to work, meanwhile some other part of the economy is falling apart due to lack of personnel. All this on top of just a truly mind blowing amount of graft and corruption. Because this was, again, a country where everybody was a backstabbing paranoid asshole. The Soviet idea of "personal success" was getting yourself into a position where you could freely steal from the state without consequences.

One way or another these idiots were going to start shooting at each other or something would just snap. And it did.
 
The major problem with the USSR was the thing that made it last so long, it was an authoritarian shitshow that only held together a huge and ethnically diverse country through terror and patronage. Whenever I read anything about soviet history my major takeaway is that the entire government was made up of the most paranoid, backstabbing, people imaginable. And it was pretty much by design. Purging the state of anybody competent or using even the slightest infraction (real or imagined) to destroy your enemies was just an everyday part of life. Go watch The Death Of Stalin if you haven't seen it. The soviet government made congress seem dignified, and never mind that these motherfuckers were literally getting each other shot or gulaged for personal advantage all the fucking time. You had this huge collection of party officials, major and minor, that only ever got where they were through dog eat dog internal ratfuckery. Nobody was on the same side. Nobody had any grand plan for the future. There was no accountability. It was a society where you could get away with everything and constantly be in danger of getting shot all at the same time.
Ironically it ended in the opposite situation, with a bunch of ancient leaders holding on to power to enrich themselves and nobody plotting with or against them because they were all on the take.
 
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