How would you describe your ideal lolcow?

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Gotta be hilarious, kinda loud and even a little disturbing to keep things interesting, but not annoying enough to make you MATI.
They gotta do frequent updates, but not as frequent as to lose track of what's happening.
And they gotta have variety in their acts and interests so they are not boring.
 
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They have to be funny and varied. If there’s only one funny thing they do, that’s boring. They should also be unique. The appeal should be fairly immediate - I don’t want to have to watch dozens of videos and read a novel’s worth of tweets to understand why they’re funny. And they should produce content fairly frequently.

They should be kind of an asshole, because laughing at someone who deserves it is more satisfying. But they should also not succeed - they should suffer consequences of their assholery. It’s a delicate balance, because they should also not learn from their mistakes.
 
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