How would you make a documentary criticizing wokeness

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After reading the peice of garbage that is the Woodstuck 1999 thread. Where a bunch of people and has been musicians blame that mess on current year shit such as straight white males. I decided to make this thread.

How would any of you make a documentary critiquing wokeness.


Mine would be a documentary about how current media bring back properties and than ruin them with wokeness.


What would any of you do?
 
My documentary would just be footage of niggers looting, burning down buildings, playing knock out games on the elderly, gang attacks on pedestrians, and robberies and batteries of Asian people. All time stamped and presented without comment.
 
My documentary would just be footage of niggers looting, burning down buildings, playing knock out games on the elderly, gang attacks on pedestrians, and robberies and batteries of Asian people. All time stamped and presented without comment.
You'll be ripping off the Academy Award winning documentary series Hood Life, which has 5 iterations.
 
Pick up some buzzwords they are using and just check their origin. A good thing to use is having a lots of people in power using them with either quick cuts or being presented as a grid.

I would start with a standard "woke" piece of presentation e.g. politician/academic/media creature talking, have the buzzwords pop up and then go from there. See them being repeated over and over again by tons of people. And after that go into their origin story. Then you can jump to conclusion whatever you have discovered down the road.

A documentary presents facts and connect them with a narrative. When possible make sure that "they" talk, there is plenty of footage.
 
My documentary would just be footage of niggers looting, burning down buildings, playing knock out games on the elderly, gang attacks on pedestrians, and robberies and batteries of Asian people. All time stamped and presented without comment.
I would do just that plus put jump cuts of white progressives talking how inocent and goodry black person is and how all whites are evil.

The other idea could be to do a documentary of the lead up to, of, and the aftermath of The Rape of Cologne. There's a lot of insane wokeness tied to that event and is an event we must not allow to be forgotten.
 
Just make a documentary about the guys who decided to rewrite Mein Kampf replacing jews with white heterosexual men and got it accepted into a peer-reviewed social studies journal as a piece of scientific feminist literature (along with a bunch of other similiarly ridiculous stunts).


 
Probably a hit piece on the tranny lifestyle. You know, present stats in the void about trannies being miserable, the suicide rates and complications, follow someone for a couple of interviews and hope they die so I can milk that later on during the documentary. Doesn't seem that hard. Trannies are almost always woke beyond woke so it's easy to segway other general topics in the wokesphere from there.
 
There are 3 opinions on wokeness

1. It's shit
2. It's the shit
3. I don't give a shit

If you made an anti-woke documentary crowd 1 would love it. Crowd 2 would hate it, never watch it and create so much negative press crowd 3 probably won't watch it either.

Therefore to make the best anti-woke documentary I would make the best pro-woke documentary possible saying all the quiet parts out loud.
 
I think one of the major issues that anti-woke media has is that, to be blunt, they're lazy. I can't count the number of people I see on places like Youtube who start criticizing woke trends and get decent followings, then let it completely go to their heads and begin swinging furiously at windmills. They become caricatures of everything they claim to be against. It's just like how media outlets would attack Trump for absolutely ludicrous things that were obviously untrue, while blissfully ignoring more fundamental faults with his presidency that required them to actually dig a tiny bit to get the full details on.

What I'd do is take a systematic approach that first highlights how different things used to be, because a lot of people simply don't remember an era before all this was normalized. Talk to older people - on both sides of the political spectrum - and ask them their opinions, then find younger people who agree with them. Construct a strong narrative on unbiased data and acknowledge the argument of the opposition. If you ignore them, they'll just call you out for things you never said. But if you take a reasonable approach and address common criticisms, especially if you go 'we admit there are things we need to improve on as well', then they'll be baying and foaming at the mouth with the most irrational and absurdist takes imaginable. I see it on history channels a lot. The moment you start using communist records and literature against them, they absolutely lose their shit and go on truly epic tantrums that turn moderates against them in record time.
 
Do the documentary on whatever woke obsession you want to specifically focus, but you have to do several specific things:
  • Make sure you display this information as if you're on their side, or at least from a neutral viewpoint. If you make your documentary clearly frame itself as being against wokeness, then your documentary will just be written off as being "right-wing conspiracy" - if you want this documentary to reach the people that aren't already against wokeness, you need to make sure that it doesn't instantly get written off.
  • Let the progressives speak as much as they want - much like how wignats always make themselves look like massive idiots when they're allowed to speak and share their viewpoints to an audience, let progressives do the same. Allow hardcore BLM supports to tell you about their viewpoints on the Jews and asians, allow transsexuals to tell you all about why giving hormones to children is actually a good thing, etc. If you let them tell them say the quiet parts out loud themselves, they can't be written off as easily.
  • Make sure to highlight their hypocrisies without making it exceptionally clear that you're doing it in a negative way, so that it again doesn't get written off as deliberately trying to make them look bad. Show off the outrageously expensive clothes, cars and technology that a so-called "socialist" owns. Show the straight white male spouse of the woman who actively talks about how "straight white men are ruining this world". Make sure to mention the fact that someone who actively talks about the evils of "white flight" lives in a 99% white neighbourhood. Make sure to get a good shot in of the private security personnel of the person who preaches about defunding the police.
There are, of course, other things you'd need to do, but these are at least a small handful I can think of right now.
 
You make a season of an offensive racist cartoon about some kids a la South Park.

After the last episode there is a disclaimer that all the dialogue was taken from actual Twitter posts.

It gives a site link with time stamped and archived tweets.
 
You'd have to juxtapose whatever extremely woke nonsense someone says with footage showing the contrary. Adam Carolla tried to do this with the "No Safe Spaces" documentary, but failed since the first half is a self-indulgent PSA of how Carolla and Prager are ostracized for not being woke. It weakened the documentary once it actually showed people who were victims of the progressive hate mob.
 
You make a season of an offensive racist cartoon about some kids a la South Park.

After the last episode there is a disclaimer that all the dialogue was taken from actual Twitter posts.

It gives a site link with time stamped and archived tweets.
That would actually be amazing.
 
For the first 10 minutes I'd show footage of some redneck kkk western branch fundie baptist chimpout retardedness and interview the most center leaning leftists who still take showers at least twice a week, wear normal clothes and get hair done at normal barbers. I'd do that just to get attention from leftoids.
Then I'd do a documentary on Detroit or some shit right after.
 
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