How would you make the best out of being raped?

[Pipe Reamer]

You're about to be raped there's no stopping it one or more of your holes will be penetrated against your will all you can do is take it and make the best of it. What do you do to make the best of it and make your rape as pleasant as possible?

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

i would think about how happy this would make a fujo if they were to witness it

 

[SentinentCloud]

if its a prison rape type of thing just defecate

sure the dude may have put the dick in your butt but at leats you shat on it
this counts

 

[Marc]

I make sure to hang on to all my old Bazooka Joe wrappers; for the sake of injecting levity to such situations where applicable.

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

Poop.

 

[Chainsaw Man]

When it goes in you don't want to clinch or squeeze, you want to relax your sphincter muscles so it won't hurt as badly.

 

[not william stenchever]

I would counter-rape the rapist in self defense.

 

[Reticulan Joe]

 

[Tablet County]

The rapist would be shocked to find that I was merely a hallucination.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Use this horrible experience to get away with saying nigger on Twitter.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Shitting out leftover Taco Bell mixed in with laxatives and capsaicin crystals. I don't know if it would be worth the stomach cramps though.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I'd try to have a positive mental attitude. Instead of thinking of getting raped as a bad thing, I'd remind myself that some guys pay a lot of money to have this same experience. I'd try to be happy about how much money I'm saving by getting free butt sex. And in this economy, boy I tell you what, every penny counts!

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Penetrated by what, and who?

If it's a female simply using her finger I could cope quite easily. However, assuming the worst case scenario that it's a male using his penis, I'd count each thrust carefully and be sure to stab him exactly that many times when I inevitably get my revenge.

 

[OrionBalls]

Remember that eventually, he will have a teenage daughter.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

I just start calling them Shrek and recite the entirety of Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

remind myself it only counts as rape as long as i dont consent to it.

 

[JamusActimus]

You're about to be raped there's no stopping it

If I give my consent it's not rape.

Checkmate