Humans are a regressed form of more successful hominids like the Neanderthal

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Think about it:
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Neanderthal:
  • Has lasted over 100,000 years
  • Great hunter
  • Ate lots of meat
  • Didn’t cause global warming
  • Lived a very ecologically friendly life
  • Probably doesn’t have microplastics in their body like humans do (because they’re extinct)
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Human:
  • Has lasted approximately 13,000 years in the most modern form
  • Domesticated animals, which over time helped make themselves fatter
  • Eats lots of soy due to fear of the world they created through destroying it
  • Probably caused global warming
  • Lives in such over abundance that the thought of giving up some of that for a better world is unthinkable, so must use solar panels to make up for this weakness
  • Has so many microplastics in their system that it is practically a new body part (and not extinct, yet)
So tell me, is my hypothesis correct? Are humans really that amazing compared to the superiority of the Neanderthal? We are simply living in their shadow
 
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JambledUpWords said:
We have devolved. We hit peak hominid 40,000 years ago, it has been downhill since then
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Man I liked being human before it was cool
Saint Agustin said:
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This is the average male nowadays: A crying soyfilled bitch who needs glasses and is balding at 30 years old.

Humanity is fucked.

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stop bullying me. I cant even be a neanderthal and this is just a low blow when Im already down. I read the article and now I wanna consume product but I cant because its dead.
 
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i identify as a nerdathenal. MY therapist says this is normal ancestor-disphoria and has approved my eyebrow enhancement surgery (take the bones from my spinal column and put them in my face, also makes me shorter, thus promoting my nerdanthenal eurphoia (nerdphoria)).

On the weekends I like to go to the supermarket wrapped in nothing but animal skins and stab the meat products with my meat spear (its for stabbing meat not weird) and last weekend a woman complimented my foot dirt people at costco really affirm my nerdanthenalness. so glad to be in a progressive city with forward thingking people not some hicks that tell me to wear clothes and not eat raw meat in the krogers cold section!

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i identify as a nerdathenal. MY therapist says this is normal ancestor-disphoria and has approved my eyebrow enhancement surgery (take the bones from my spinal column and put them in my face, also makes me shorter, thus promoting my nerdanthenal eurphoia (nerdphoria)).

On the weekends I like to go to the supermarket wrapped in nothing but animal skins and stab the meat products with my meat spear (its for stabbing meat not weird) and last weekend a woman complimented my foot dirt people at costco really affirm my nerdanthenalness. so glad to be in a progressive city with forward thingking people not some hicks that tell me to wear clothes and not eat raw meat in the krogers cold section!

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You have made the right choice. Identifying as a Neanderthal is more based than identifying as a (((human))).
 
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Rome's rightful successor said:
Ok if the Neanderthals were so much better than the homo sapiens then why are the neanderthals extinct and homo sapiens are not?
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It is not a matter of which went extinct sooner, it is that Neanderthals as a species have survived on earth for a longer period of time than modern humans. Modern humans have the advantage of ingenuity, but it goes wrong when they have created things that could very well end the species entirely. Therefore, Neanderthals > (((humans)))
 
Nah, only white folx are a dysgenic form of human created by YAKUB, sweetie...
 
Pony! Hugger of People said:
Maybe I'm wrong but aren't we the only remaining hominin species because we bred with other hominins and became an amalgamation of the best traits?

If you think modern men are all weak pussies, that probably says more about your culture than men in general
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Modern men are weak compared to the hominids that came before them. How many modern humans can survive out in the wildernesses like earlier hominids could? Modern humans are cucked. We used our brains to create amazing things that separate us from nature, in return for making in harder for modern man to comprehend living without things like electricity. Take an earlier hominid like the Neanderthal or Homo Erectus and put them in a post-apocalyptic survival situation. They know how to live without things humans are too used to, so humans are cucked.
 
This is making me think I should bring back my caveman lawyer avatar.
 
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