Hypothetical Question- Who Would Win in a Fight?

[Sundae]

Who would win in a fight:

-A robot modeled after Macho Man Randy Savage ('Robo Macho', if you will)
-A mutant Mexican red-knee tarantula the size of a truck

So, who would win?

 

[SandyCat]

My bets on robo randy. He would just have to report the mexican to have him deported, easy win

 

[Character from a movie]

I say Robo Macho would be the winner because no way in Hell 'm going to google "Mexican red-knee tarantula" to see how it looks like.

 

[Some JERK]

The square-cube law.