I accidentally stuck datura up my butt. What do?

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I was joking around with my friends and thought it'd be funny to juggle datura. It was funny until the datura flew up my ass and my friends disappeared. Also, there's a talking wild boar in my closet. He says "Hi."

 

[Cool Dog Returns]

A flip, faggot

 

[Robert Cummings]

I have a "special device" that removes datura from anuses. Just bend over so I can insert it...

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

You water it until it flowers, then fart on other datura to pollinate