I am a little bit of a sperg, so how do I stop acting like one?

[Jerry1337]

This problem only happens to me in real life. It happens unannounced, and I don't know how to make it stop. It's with saying "things", and by "things" I mean saying something that is incomprehensible and doesn't make sense to someone else. If I'm having a conversation with someone, I always try to go with a mindset that mostly consists of: don't say anything stupid and don't be overbearing to talk to. And to be completely honest, it works, for most of the time. I think that a lot of people like to talk with me and find those conversations pleasant, but I really hate those times where out of nowhere I act like a retard, say stupid shit and start to yap. It's like my stupidity drains out of me uncontrollably for no reason at that moment. It really makes me cringe afterwards. I don't know where it stems from. Like a lot of kiwis here, I have a little bit of 'tism in me, but I don't think I can only blame it on this. There's has to be something that I can fix or at least manage.

So, after reading this nothing-burger of a blogpost. How do I just stop saying shit? How do I control and pace myself during a conversation?

 

[Haloperidol]

I wouldn’t know, I hit a point where I decided I was good enough to have a job and friends and haven’t tried to be even a little bit less of a retard since. Don’t wanna lose my shine y’know.

 

[dick brain]

Idk, I just say stuff and people either like it or they don't; the ones that like it stick around and the ones that don't fuck off.

I used to not do that, but then I realized that the people I had the best time with were the people I didn't have to censor myself around, and the people I censored myself around kinda suck.

The ones that matter don't mind, and the ones that mind don't matter.

 

[Turquoise]

Study the speech and behavior patterns of alpha men, like Alex Jones, Wes Watson and Rich Piana.

 

[Laburnum]

Just calm down, man

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

I think everyone just has their own way of going about it. For me, a lot of it comes down to knowing your audience. (How well do I know them, would this person find this interesting and/or is it relevant to the conversation at hand, and most importantly, does this NEED to be said?) Now I'm not just sitting around for several minutes contemplating these things, it's just a reflex for me at this point.

But remember, not everyone is super charismatic and snappy in conversations (in fact Id argue most people aren't) and it's okay to just give confirming responses like a yeah, then shut the fuck up to give yourself a minute. And yes, its okay to be a tard sometimes, I think we have all done it at one point, most people are pretty understanding because it's pretty common to say something stupid.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

use a potato peeler on your dick for every time that day you did it wrong

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

I suggest a biofeedback shock device that is programmed to your length and intensity of speech. Every time you talk too long or too much, it shocks you to remind you to shut up. Eventually you'll learn to fear the shock and just shut up without being shocked. Or you'll develop an anxiety disorder with respect to talking to other people. One or the other.

 

[Gorton Colu]

The easiest way to not be a sperg/sperg out is to let go of your solipsism. Be more interested in other people than in yourself.

 

[Spiny Rumples]

Get a good night of sleep and do regular cardio to reduce your autism symptoms, increase your alertness, and increase your self control.

 

[The Larch]

You're just talking to people, goddamn. Stop worrying so much about it.

300,000 years of evolution and struggle just to reach a point where humans can't even talk to each other in person without having an anxiety attack about it.

 

[⚞⛇⚟]

Turn the spergout into a good thing. Try to make it seem more interesting than it actually is and relate it to some common interest or something popular. Works for me at least.

 

[pizzawithme420]

start smoking weed