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- Jul 7, 2022
This is perfidious slander by the gay jew (((judas conner moon))).
Exactly two years ago, I was minding my own business at a 9chan reunion party when I rubbed shoulders with him. He gave me his half-drunken beer and told me that it was 120 proof orahovac (that little cunt was lying. I read the label, shit was coors light. Fucking asshole), and told me to take a swig. I said no and called him gross and dysgenic, but he was really insistent, so I took one sip. It was really shit beer, but I decided to drink the rest of it as to not hurt Josh's feelings. After I had the entire bottle, Josh asked me if I liked it, and I told him that I did. It was then that he revealed it wasn't actually orahovac, it was fermented cheese fluid. I immediately threw up. I felt betrayed, but didn't know where I could go to vent. That was when he told me about a site called Kiwi Farms, a bastion of free speech and uncensored discourse where I could blogpost about any minor inconvenience, including this incident with the cheese beer. In my drunken state, Josh gaslit me into making an account.
The rest of the night was blurry. Josh spent the whole evening explaining his plan of raising fat women underwater and feeding them nothing but banana peppers. Eventually I passed out from his Floridian stench.
When I woke up the next day, I found my laptop wide open on my lap and a $20 bill with "thanks 4 the night bby
" written on it with Josh's lipstick. I tried booting up chrome, but found it deleted and replaced with brave, so I opened brave to dowload chrome again. Lo and behold, I was met with the Kiwi Farms website and a Kiwi Farms account: my account.
That jewish bastard took advantage of me at my lowest and made me sign up for a hateful, racist, transphobe, nazi, terrorist forum. It was so joever.
I've been too scared to cum out of the closet about this until now, but with the support and encouragement of all my beautiful kiwisissies, I've decided to make this public as a means of spreading awareness. You are not alone, and you are loved!
Death to the trolls, peace on everyone else
Exactly two years ago, I was minding my own business at a 9chan reunion party when I rubbed shoulders with him. He gave me his half-drunken beer and told me that it was 120 proof orahovac (that little cunt was lying. I read the label, shit was coors light. Fucking asshole), and told me to take a swig. I said no and called him gross and dysgenic, but he was really insistent, so I took one sip. It was really shit beer, but I decided to drink the rest of it as to not hurt Josh's feelings. After I had the entire bottle, Josh asked me if I liked it, and I told him that I did. It was then that he revealed it wasn't actually orahovac, it was fermented cheese fluid. I immediately threw up. I felt betrayed, but didn't know where I could go to vent. That was when he told me about a site called Kiwi Farms, a bastion of free speech and uncensored discourse where I could blogpost about any minor inconvenience, including this incident with the cheese beer. In my drunken state, Josh gaslit me into making an account.
The rest of the night was blurry. Josh spent the whole evening explaining his plan of raising fat women underwater and feeding them nothing but banana peppers. Eventually I passed out from his Floridian stench.
When I woke up the next day, I found my laptop wide open on my lap and a $20 bill with "thanks 4 the night bby
" written on it with Josh's lipstick. I tried booting up chrome, but found it deleted and replaced with brave, so I opened brave to dowload chrome again. Lo and behold, I was met with the Kiwi Farms website and a Kiwi Farms account: my account.That jewish bastard took advantage of me at my lowest and made me sign up for a hateful, racist, transphobe, nazi, terrorist forum. It was so joever.
I've been too scared to cum out of the closet about this until now, but with the support and encouragement of all my beautiful kiwisissies, I've decided to make this public as a means of spreading awareness. You are not alone, and you are loved!
Death to the trolls, peace on everyone else 
