I caught a coworker taking a shit on me.

[Agent Abe Caprine]

She shat on me and my son because I was talking about how he has anxiety and is too scared to pick up an order of pizza. She wrangled us into the bathroom and squirted loose hangover diarrhea on us without realizing someone was in the stall next to ours and heard it all!

I am a Trumper and date a cop. So she don't care what I think, but i am worried she will turn everyone at work against me

What do i do

 

[Skitarii]

Brainwash her into becoming a lolcow and post her thread on kiwifarms

 

[thegooddoctor]

Literally bite the bitches nose off with your bare teeth, its what she deserves.

 

[Whatevermancer]

Is this a spoof of some other thread I missed?

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Is this a spoof of some other thread I missed?

Yes.
Another Kiwi made a thread on how they talked shit to a coworker with a 26 year old son that was too anxious to order a pizza. Some kiwis advised them to call the son a bitch.

 

[Doppelmonger]

Hit the gym. Lawyer up. Delete Facebook.

 

[Bass]

I think you should slap the backstabbing bitch and your bitchass son. Slaps for everyone!

 

[Kombucha Seekah]

And here I was cringing at the idea the thread was about someone taking an actual, literal shit on someone.

 

[TurdFondler]

More importantly, did you like it and do you have her number? Asking for a friend.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Make her eat foods that cause constipation so she can't poop on you anymore. Eventually she'll exploded from all the poop inside her, and the problem will solve itself.

 

[OldSchoolBoxxu]

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