I Don't Want to Thanksgiving

[OrionBalls]

I do this shit for a living, and actually have the day off from cooking. What fast food should I order? What liquor is best to bring to the fast food people I get food from? Also, will my husband divorce me for this transgression? Many questions; one answer.

 

[Just A Butt]

fast food

no where will be open on the day of so whatever you get make sure it's decent when reheated

 

[Just A Butt]

i could be wrong and maybe it's just Wendy's that is closed

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

Grab some Chinese, they'll know but won't judge.

 

[mario if smoke weed]

Grab some Chinese, they'll know but won't judge.

DECK THE HARRS WITH BARRS OF HORRY

 

[Medulseur]

Grab some Chinese, they'll know but won't judge.

 

[SandyCat]

Could try Boston Market if you got one near where you live. They usually have thanksgiving stuff. It's fast food that tries to pretend like its not fast food.

 

[Just A Butt]

Make the fucking turkey and sit down with your family pick at it for a little bit and then go eat some fucking pie. Jesus, women are so stupid. These things are so fucking simple.

yes, doing hours of work just to "pick at it" sounds totally smart and not like a giant waste of time to feed exactly two people.

hug your mom and thank her for not aborting you, lol

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Make white castle slider stuffing, technically fast foodish

 

[AnOminous]

yes, doing hours of work just to "pick at it" sounds totally smart and not like a giant waste of time to feed exactly two people.

I'm literally doing exactly that, other than the "pick at it" part. I'm going to be gorging on that shit. And then the rest of the family is eating on the weekend. There are going to be phenomenal amounts of leftovers and I wouldn't be surprised if they last most of the way to Christmas.

Still there's nothing wrong with going out although I've always liked the holiday buffets some mid-to-upscale hotels have. If you're all coming together from far away to somewhere none of you have a home they're great.

 

[stares at error messages]

I was always told committing genocide is what's traditional.

 

[Clown Baby]

Slaughter a goat on your front lawn and gather your family around to eat it raw

 

[OrionBalls]

Grab some Chinese, they'll know but won't judge.

But what liquor do I take them? Lubricant is necessary for Thanksgiving cooking.

 

[OrionBalls]

Could try Boston Market if you got one near where you live. They usually have thanksgiving stuff. It's fast food that tries to pretend like its not fast food.

This would be the winner, except that the nearest Boston Market is an hour and a half away. Their chicken and meatloaf are really decent. Their creamed spinach isn't bad, and almost reminds me of some good greens cooked up with ham hock. Unfortunately then, I just want greens with ham hock.

Happy Thanksgiving, all! May gluttony and sloth be upon you!

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

But what liquor do I take them? Lubricant is necessary for Thanksgiving cooking.

A mid-shelf whiskey would be my suggestion.