I farted and sneezed at the same time - Is it fatal?

[Quantum Diabetes]

I feel my life slipping away dood

 

[Least Concern]

uh i'm pretty sure that's impossible

 

[NewRetroVagina23]

vry vry dangrous, call ems now u hav no tim

 

[Thumb Butler]

Snarting can be fun if everyone involved is into it.

 

[Spud]

Snarting can be fun if everyone involved is into it.

I prefer Sneeting

 

[Gar For Archer]

Common misconception, farting and sneezing is actually fairly safe. It’s sharting and sneeding that has a high mortality rate.

 

[Thumb Butler]

I prefer Sneeting

"Sneeting" sounds like a more posh/proper way to put it.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

uh i'm pretty sure that's impossible

No I just did it, my butthole feels pretty torn

 

[umami's milk]

you liar

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

you liar

Ask all the people who went to the hospital just after

 

[IKOL]

are you a hamster?

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

are you a hamster?

Nope just a muscley handsome dood

 

[IKOL]

Nope just a muscley handsome dood

You're a hamster.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

You're a hamster.

If only my balls were that big in proportion to my body

 

[IKOL]

If only my balls were that big in proportion to my body

You'd rather not want to know of such a painful experience.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I've done it before.
Good thing I was already on the toilet, otherwise I would have needed new pants.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

If you shit, sneeze, and cum simultaneously you immediately transcend to a higher plane of existence. To an outside observer your physical body vanishes but in reality you have moved from the 3rd to the 4th dimension.

This is what happened to Elvis.

 

[Don Yagon]

I know that feel. When you sneeze (or cough) and fart at the same time, it just feels like your whole anus is torn apart.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

If you shit, sneeze, and cum simultaneously you immediately transcend to a higher plane of existence. To an outside observer your physical body vanishes but in reality you have moved from the 3rd to the 4th dimension.

This is what happened to Elvis.

I have a hard time climaxing since Betty White died

 

[Fascist Frederick]

I have a hard time climaxing since Betty White died

We don't do these things because they are easy. We do these things because we are hard.