I farted out my dick. - Now what?

[Quantum Diabetes]

It’s still all stingy

 

[Albino Sasquatch]

Do you mean that you expelled gas out of your pee-hole or that you shoved your dick inside your own ass and farted it out?

 

[Aunt Carol]

Do you mean that you expelled gas out of your pee-hole or that you shoved your dick inside your own ass and farted it out?

This question must be answered first.

Rectrourethral fistulas are pretty fixable in a man who hasn't trooned out and ruined their anatomy; it's just closing an excess hole.

OP, were you born with an imperforate anus?

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Do you mean that you expelled gas out of your pee-hole or that you shoved your dick inside your own ass and farted it out?

It looks like a microwaved hot dog