I fucking hate having to write marxist essays for college

[EcoLibertarian]

i'm tired of saying how much i love niggers and hate "da huwhite mayn".. i'm tired of being forced to defend niggers and their shitty attitude towards life... i'm tired of pretending that racism is as big of a problem as these fuckheads say it is. niggers aren't oppressed. maybe they were 80 years ago, but they're the most over represented, coddled, and protected class of people in america right now. i fucking hate college, and i'm wondering if getting this piece of paper that says "business" on it is worth it... knowing that it really says "you passed our globohomo soygel marxist indoctrination tests".

ITT: discuss marxist things you've been forced to write or say in college or elsewhere

edit:
due to advice from you autists, i will no longer be sucking marx's cock. instead, i will now glorify the white race in every essay i write.

 

[The Pink Panther]

My high school had a whole assembly on toxic masculinity...

Spoiler: Powerlevel

Wherein first they did a Kahoot and then we broke off into discussion groups. People shitposted on the Kahoot with someone going in as HitlerAdolf or just names in general. It was a one-question Kahoot where it asked "Are you a feminist?" Majority of people said no. That was kinda funny.

Then we split off into groups. This was all a ploy to convince people that saying that you support women's rights means that you're automatically a feminist. Me being the person I was, constantly rebutted against all of the points they were throwing because they were asking questions like "Do you guys know what a patriarchy is?" or all that bullshit. I got a standing ovation from my classmates in the gym for constantly standing up to answer questions and debunking all of the narrative points they threw at the group. I'm serious. The niggas in my class year were all cheering me on like "Yes, Pink Panther, you did it, you fucking BTFO'd them." Up until that point, I had never received that much validation. I somehow became the popular kid and every future assembly people would want me to stand up and ask a question or rebut in the same way I did during that one assembly.

 

[Absolutego]

> and i'm wondering if getting this piece of paper that says "business" on it is worth it...
if you're actually some idiot teenager studying business as an undergraduate degree, you have way bigger problems in your future than whatever nonsense some sociology professor made you put in an essay.

 

[EcoLibertarian]

My high school had a whole assembly on toxic masculinity...

Spoiler: Powerlevel

Wherein first they did a Kahoot and then we broke off into discussion groups. People shitposted on the Kahoot with someone going in as HitlerAdolf or just names in general. It was a one-question Kahoot where it asked "Are you a feminist?" Majority of people said no. That was kinda funny.

Then we split off into groups. This was all a ploy to convince people that saying that you support women's rights means that you're automatically a feminist. Me being the person I was, constantly rebutted against all of the points they were throwing because they were asking questions like "Do you guys know what a patriarchy is?" or all that bullshit. I got a standing ovation from my classmates in the gym for constantly standing up to answer questions and debunking all of the narrative points they threw at the group. I'm serious. The niggas in my class year were all cheering me on like "Yes, Pink Panther, you did it, you fucking BTFO'd them." Up until that point, I had never received that much validation. I somehow became the popular kid and every future assembly people would want me to stand up and ask a question or rebut in the same way I did during that one assembly.

had me until the last part. who would clap for an autist?

> and i'm wondering if getting this piece of paper that says "business" on it is worth it...
if you're actually some idiot teenager studying business as an undergraduate degree, you have way bigger problems in your future than whatever nonsense some sociology professor made you put in an essay.

well alright then mr. life experience, what degree should i get then?

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

I was forced to write an appreciation of the movie Duck Soup.

 

[The Pink Panther]

had me until the last part. who would clap for an autist?

Bro, I'm serious.

The administration and the kids (they teamed up with another catholic school) that had to organize and command that shit didn't clap, but the students did. Hell, we had another feminist assembly next year and they didn't allow me standup and ask them a question out of fear that the same thing might've happened again.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

>College
No shit sherlock! This has been going on for like a decade. That's like going to the ghetto and saying "boy howdy, all these muggings and shootings that keep happening to me sure are annoying!"

Did you unironically apply for college knowing this shit has been goin on or have you been living under a rock?

 

[Curt Sibling]

I went to school in the Thatcher era. To me, Marx was one of the three Stooges.

 

[The Pink Panther]

Did you unironically apply for college knowing this shit has been goin on or have you been living under a rock?

I'm assuming he didn't think EVERY college was like that.

 

[Purin Chan]

>globohomo soygel marxist indoctrination tests

 

[Meat Target]

Worst I had to do was defend FDR in a college US History class.

Which was a rerun of my HS US history class, in which my teacher, a young centrist woman who voted for Obama, actually loved me because I was an open contrarian. She liked that I would play devil's advocate.

 

[Pineapple Fox]

 

[Positron]

Just treat it as a game to see how much abstruse jargon you can fit in one sentence:

"Black Lives Matter is the teleological backlash -- indeed the blacklash -- of alienated BIPOCs in an increasingly reified commodity space which fetishizes white instrumentality over black-bodied desires. As avenues of positive dialects have proved at best performative and at worst aporic, negative dialects have become the preferred mode of détournement."

 

[Absolutego]

well alright then mr. life experience, what degree should i get then?

The world's your oyster, but I'd recommend a degree that isn't a 4-year padded version of the MBA, a degree companies will happily pay established workers to go acquire and learn how to manage people at the stage in their career where they actually need those skills. Getting business as an undergrad degree just sets you up to be a middle manager with no long-term future, and does nothing to get you past HR for your entry-level gig.

Not even touching on the fact that you clearly don't have the temperament for the kinds of work you'd be getting as a fresh grad with a business degree. You're seething online over professors forcing diversity in college, that mindset x1000 drives the "office culture and business theory" industries, and has for the last thirty years at least. You'd have to hold your tongue all the time around coworkers and marinate in a worldview currently driving you to rage on KF.

 

[Lemmingwise]

You haven't been forced to do anything. You've decided to bow, kiss its feet and suckle its balls. Of course you feel dirty now. They don't care if you believe it's true. Now that you've debased yourself it's hard to be straight, open and clean. Instead you lied, deceived and debased yourself.

At worst you might grow insensitive to the disgust.

 

[Neko GF]

Kiwi Farms is not your personal blog and no one gives a shit about your personal life.

 

[FuckedUp]

My high school had a whole assembly on toxic masculinity...

Spoiler: Powerlevel

Wherein first they did a Kahoot and then we broke off into discussion groups. People shitposted on the Kahoot with someone going in as HitlerAdolf or just names in general. It was a one-question Kahoot where it asked "Are you a feminist?" Majority of people said no.

Then we split off into groups. This was all a ploy to convince people that saying that you support women's rights means that you're automatically a feminist. Me being the person I was, constantly rebutted against all of the points they were throwing because they were asking questions like "Do you guys know what a patriarchy is?" or all that bullshit. I got a standing ovation from my classmates in the gym for constantly standing up to answer questions and debunking all of the narrative points they threw at the group. I'm serious. The niggas in my class year were all cheering me on like "Yes, Pink Panther, you did it, you fucking BTFO'd them." Up until that point, I had never received that much validation.

That's nothing compared to my high school, holy fuck. Here's just some of the shit I had to put up with:

• Clubs like BLM
• In spring of sophomore year (2016), a teacher excitedly brought up Hillary Clinton. Got yelled at for talking about politics half a minute later when I said I preferred Bernie Sanders.
• By junior year, there was an annual fat acceptance assembly
• Had to write a one-page response to this video for homework when my US History class covered women's suffrage. (Though I got a good grade for a pretty honest response.)
• Every teacher in senior year asked for pronouns on the introduction sheet.
• In the first couple weeks of senior year, I had to write an essay on how Hillary lost due to the patriarchy. In an ENGLISH PHILOSOPHY CLASS.

90% of my classmates ended up among the most redpilled early zoomers. First thing people talked about after those assemblies was how fucking retarded they were. Hell, the principal mentioned us "furthering social justice" during his graduation speech, and a girl sitting directly behind me said "that is the most [our town]-y thing to say" and everyone around us laughed.

Ironically, I really didn't have to put up with that shit in college. My sociology professor only mentioned Trump like twice and I actually had a lolbert politics professor who talked a bunch about TDS and horseshoe theory.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

You can write essays criticising Marxism, nobody is forcing you. If you're too much of a puss to stand up to your fag commie professors you can just drop out and go to trade school.

 

[The Last Stand]

That's nothing compared to my high school, holy fuck. Here's just some of the shit I had to put up with:

• Clubs like BLM
• In spring of sophomore year (2016), a teacher excitedly brought up Hillary Clinton. Got yelled at for talking about politics half a minute later when I said I preferred Bernie Sanders.
• By junior year, there was an annual fat acceptance assembly
• Had to write a one-page response to this video for homework when my US History class covered women's suffrage. (Though I got a good grade for a pretty honest response.)
• Every teacher in senior year asked for pronouns on the introduction sheet.
• In the first couple weeks of senior year, I had to write an essay on how Hillary lost due to the patriarchy. In an ENGLISH PHILOSOPHY CLASS.

90% of my classmates ended up among the most redpilled early zoomers. First thing people talked about after those assemblies was how fucking retarded they were. Hell, the principal mentioned us "furthering social justice" during his graduation speech, and a girl sitting directly behind me said "that is the most [our town]-y thing to say" and everyone around us laughed.

Ironically, I really didn't have to put up with that shit in college. My sociology professor only mentioned Trump like twice and I actually had a lolbert politics professor who talked a bunch about TDS and horseshoe theory.

You sound mad.

 

[FuckedUp]

You sound mad.

I know how fucked up your high school was, but everything's relative.