I gave this up for Lent, now bring me back up to speed plz

[Foxxo]

I-- Oh gosh, the Pope actually said we should give up trolling for Lent? No wonder Church is dying.

Anyway, I've been gone for 43-ish days, maybe longer. In that time I gave up Twitter, Reddit, and Kiwi Farms. I didn't give up all of social media because some people would have lost their hecking minds without me, and I didn't give up YouTube because some habits are just too addictive. So what the heck has happened in those past 40 days, other than Russia invading the Ukraine and Ukraine doing its darnedest to be as hateable as possible?

 

[RJ MacReady]

Chris is still in the nuthouse. Dyn got doxxxed by Vordy (via Commonwealth legal shenanigans) and is an ethnically Jewish Wojak-lookalike Hungry Jack's shift manager. Null said on MATI that he'll likely start removing content to comply with EU hate speech laws as part of a possible sale of the site to crypto millionaire "sammhide", a cybercriminal tied to ransomware attacks against several companies which run ambulance services in Slavland.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

You use Twitter and Reddit so often that you considered it a sacrifice to give them up. Nobody should help you, you god damned monster. You are an abomination in the eyes of the lord and your existence mocks him. Further youtube's use is primarily for enrichment, for knowledge.

Not all of us consider letting their fellow man struggle and be injured or killed due to their ignorance to be holy, Twitter fiend. Oh, but the Twitter fiend will concern themselves with the squabbles of foreign lands over which they have no control! Help not your family, your brothers in the lord, says the Twitter fiend! Worship the false idol wholesome big chungus, says the Reddit sinner! Intoxicate one's self on boxed wine and pictures of felines, says the Facebook heathen!

Begone foul creature. Taint not these good agricultural lands.

Dyn got doxxxed by Vordy

I think if he ever actually got doxed everyone would be really disappointed because he's actually just some random 30 year old white guy from middle America.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Absolutely nothing happened. What do you think we are, productive?

 

[Troonologist PhD]

Null said on MATI that he'll likely start removing content to comply with EU hate speech laws as part of a possible sale of the site to crypto millionaire "sammhide", a cybercriminal tied to ransomware attacks against several companies which run ambulance services in Slavland.

Did he really say that?

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Did he really say that?

Yes.

 

[RJ MacReady]

Did he really say that?

I went looking for a timestamp for you but it got edited out of the VOD because of a DMCA bot claim against some sirens in the background.

 

[Foxxo]

You use Twitter and Reddit so often that you considered it a sacrifice to give them up. Nobody should help you, you god damned monster. You are an abomination in the eyes of the lord and your existence mocks him. Further youtube's use is primarily for enrichment, for knowledge.

Not all of us consider letting their fellow man struggle and be injured or killed due to their ignorance to be holy, Twitter fiend. Oh, but the Twitter fiend will concern themselves with the squabbles of foreign lands over which they have no control! Help not your family, your brothers in the lord, says the Twitter fiend! Worship the false idol wholesome big chungus, says the Reddit sinner! Intoxicate one's self on boxed wine and pictures of felines, says the Facebook heathen!

Begone foul creature. Taint not these good agricultural lands.

I bounced to try and save my soul.

 

[LordofTendons]

I bounced to try and save my soul.

Look at where you are. Do you really think that's going to happen?