I hate Satan

[Crysocyan]

He's attacking me incessantly. He's very angry that my life is getting better and that I'm resisting his temptations; he tries to speak to me at night.

 

[BBJ_4_Ever]

Have you tried some Bible verses? Here are a few that may help.

"Submit yourselves, then, to God. Resist the devil, and he will flee from you." - James 4:7

'Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil." - Ephesians 6:11

"Resist him, standing firm in the faith, because you know that the family of believers throughout the world is undergoing the same kind of sufferings." - 1 Peter 5:9

 

[The Magnificence]

Yeah, well tell 'im he still owes me a drink and to stop whinging about that stupid damn fiddle contest.

 

[Power Ranger Monster]

B-but if you rearrange his name letters you get Santa!

 

[Crysocyan]

Have you tried some Bible verses? Here are a few that may help.

"Submit yourselves, then, to God. Resist the devil, and he will flee from you." - James 4:7

'Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil." - Ephesians 6:11

"Resist him, standing firm in the faith, because you know that the family of believers throughout the world is undergoing the same kind of sufferings." - 1 Peter 5:9

I've just read through Proverbs, and I'm reading through the Psalms right now. Those verses are great, thank you.

 

[Wormy]

That sucks.

He's been pretty good to me, but I don't blame you for having a bad opinion of him.

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

How can you be mad at someone who doesn’t even exist?

 

[Cyclonus]

Show some respect. This is the guy who invented jazz, rock and roll, dungeons and dragons, and internet porn.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Maybe he will leave you alone when you sell him your soul. Have you tried that?

 

[Big Al's Famous Pork]

Fuck you troll.