I hate the phone.

[Sopsy]

I hate the phone, i really hate; look i think it's a wonderful marvel of human ingenuity, but it's a Yetzer Hara trap. I really believe that. So I've set limits on my phone, I've tried to turn things off. I block certain websites, thank god and so I'm hoping to curb the Yetzer Hara, that's my hope, but sometimes Yetzer Hara wins, sometimes I lose time for Gemara because I'm doing who knows what but I'm trying my best.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

hell yeah dude

 

[MrTroll]

I look at pornography and Kiwi Farms on my phone. I like my phone.

 

[Yarizuiiii]

saw that clip on ig reels today as well op, thanks

 

[steelz]

unfortunately all my friends are on my phone

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Phones are like guns. They are awesome and useful but only white people should be allowed to have them.

 

[We Are The Witches]

saw that clip on ig reels today as well op, thanks

Is this a shitty meme?

 

[Patrick Not-Star]

This is a phone


This is a small computer

 

[Yarizuiiii]

Is this a shitty meme?

it is a shitty meme
tried looking for it but can't be fucked

 

[Randy Facalding]

This shit with Judaism having so many gay little Jew words they insert everywhere is fucking annoying and their rules are always so pedantic, how do they even tolerate it?
>according to the shmoopum 33 thou must not wiggle the big left toe whilst sitting on a wichtle

 

[I'm Retarded?]

This is a phone
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This is a small computer
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[Éamonn Ceannt]

Tf is a Yetzer Hara?

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

I too hate phones. Ironically, my job is answering one.

 

[Fruttasecca]

I too hate phones. Ironically, my job is answering one.

Good morning Sir!

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Good morning Sir!

show me bobs and vagene

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Belphegor is the demon that created smartphones. He bestows humans with seemingly great inventions that bring massive wealth but will end up causing mass suffering and sow disputes between people.

He is usually depicted shitposting

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

This is a phone
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This is a small computer
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Both can be used for porn. One just needs a little more imagination than the other.

 

[DoomsdayElite]

Tf is a Yetzer Hara?

It's from Judaism. It refers to man's inclination towards evil.

 

[invisibult plus+]

This shit with Judaism having so many gay little Jew words they insert everywhere is fucking annoying and their rules are always so pedantic, how do they even tolerate it?
>according to the shmoopum 33 thou must not wiggle the big left toe whilst sitting on a wichtle

While most of yiddishkeit is in Galus, even if one makes Aliyah, we must commit to wichtleherschen after Mincha, but not before Ma'ariv because this clause under Yo Mah’ma 69 states that doing so would be assur. Therefore, if we set our clocks to 2:30 pm, even when it’s really 6, it would still be after Mincha so long as Ma’ariv remains unfinished, due to an additional clause stating that a clock made under a full moon can affect time.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Alexander Graham Bell was a BITCH