i just used a time machine to go to chuck's fuck and suck, AMA

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Feed & Seed".
 
I went in there once thinking it was a bait shop.
You see I was trying to catch this big fish they have in the lake up there.
To prove I'm a fishing master, regular bait won't cut it.
I need more than regular bait. I need master bait.
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Did they have seed?

no, that wouldnt be until sneed bought the place.

Was Chuck the one doing the fucking and sucking?

well it wouldnt be called chuck's if sneed was doing the fucking and sucking.

Did you get to see the weird in-between era where it was Sneed's Suck and Fuck?

no, that was after i was there.

Did Chuck have gummy bears?

yes.

Do they do the sucking or the fucking first? Or is it contemporaneous fucking and sucking?

it depends on what you pay for.
 
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