I made a map of lolcows in the US

[ShahOfIran1979]

Blue=born here, Pink=lives here, Red=born and lives in same location

I am currently making a map of various lolcows in the US. I am using both kiwifarms' doxes and public information to construct this. It is currently in progress, so if you have any suggestions, please tell me who it is and the location. I will try to update it occasionally.

 

[Schizoid Wife]

Over in Tampa, Florida, we have our own homegrown schizo tard emoboyfucker69. Not sure if she's ever lived anywhere else, though.

 

[Laburnum]

I'm curious to see where the cows cluster once it's done.

 

[Sandnigger]

I'm curious to see where the cows cluster once it's done.

Spoiler: it's probably going to be Florida and California. Maybe Arkansas too.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Virginia already has three. Jesus.

 

[ShahOfIran1979]

Virginia already has three. Jesus.

It's just 2 so far. I included Chris Chan as those two separate dots since he was born in Charlottesville and lives in Ruckersville. I believe that they are a far enough distance apart to be considered different. I don't remember the one in the west though.

 

[Tiggletown]

Bam Margera, West Chester PA
Born and Lives.

 

[WelperHelper99]

It's just 2 so far. I included Chris Chan as those two separate dots since he was born in Charlottesville and lives in Ruckersville. I believe that they are a far enough distance apart to be considered different. I don't remember the one in the west though.

Isn't that Bossman?

 

[Spunt]

Some current locations, going over the Internet Tough Guys board. Most OPs don't include a place of birth.

Patrick Tomlinson - Milwaukee WI
Jackie Singh - Somewhere outside San Juan, Puerto Rico
Cyraxx - Akron, OH (pretty sure he was born there)
Timothy "Glass" Jenkins - Maybrok, NY
MovieBob - Boston, MA (I think he was born there, thread doesn't say either way)
Colton "Amanda" Lochmann - Woodburn, OR
Nick Biegler/Music Biz Marty - Wheeling, IL (unconfirmed)
Shane Nokes - Portland, OR (Born in Olympia, WA)
Bathrobe Dwayne - Daytona Beach, FL
Nik Talbott - Spokane Valley, WA

 

[DrunkServal]

Cyraxx - Akron, OH (pretty sure he was born there)

He was not born in Akron-- he was born in Alaska, I believe.

 

[gildersleeve]

Huh, interesting. Which cow lives up in bonners ferry/standpoint area up in Idaho?

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Alex YandereDev Mahan is in L.A.
Adam White aka Chibi is in Detroit.
Bryan Dunn is in Minnesota, born in Florida, because of fucking course.

 

[Cougar Pump]

Doodt how could you miss the ultimate flyover state lolcow himself, boglim brew commander in chief, he who rides bike (weather permitting)
Casper, Wyoming

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

There's Tyler Otts, born and living in Atlanta, Georgia

Louis Testone Jr., born in New York and currently residing in Jamestown, same state

Rudyard Lynch, born in western Pennsylvania and residing in Austin, Texas

Amanda Marie Lochmann, born and living in Woodburn, Oregon

Nick Fuentes, born and living in Berwyn (a Chicago suburb), Illinois

 

[Mechanical Pencil]

Gotta get the lard ball on that map!

Jack Russell Scalfani
157 Trail Ridge Drive
Hendersonville, TN 37075

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

Linkara: Minnesota.
Tony Goldmark: San Francisco, CA.
Destiny: Omaha, NE.
Goonclown: Tucson, AZ.
Dylan Mulvaney: San Diego, CA; studied in Cincinnati, OH.
Alyssa Mercante: Brooklyn, NY.
Quinton Reviews: Born in Richmond, KY; has lived most of his life in Lexington, KY.
Ethan is Online: Modesto, CA; studied in Santa Cruz, CA.

Where in Danderson tho?

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Where in Danderson tho?

Springfield, Missouri

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Is the blue only limited to those of whom we only know their birthplace/currently live outside of the country? It's gonna look artificially bloated if we put down two different colored dots for a single lolcow.

 

[ShahOfIran1979]

Huh, interesting. Which cow lives up in bonners ferry/standpoint area up in Idaho?

That would be Owen Benjamin, the wannabe cult leader, d-list celebrity, flat earther, conservative grifter who created a compound in the same area as where Ruby Ridge was.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/owen-benjamin-smith-big-bear.63152/

Is the blue only limited to those of whom we only know their birthplace/currently live outside of the country? It's gonna look artificially bloated if we put down two different colored dots for a single lolcow.

No, I wanted to include both birth location and current location. That way, it shows both where lolcows are spawned and dwell.

 

[Sandnigger]

David Anthony Stebbins is in Arkansas, pretty sure he was also born there.