I Need to be Someone's Bitch, who will Take on the Task? - Someone Pointed out a Harsh Reality.

[Cum Laudely]

I need a veteran user to take me on as their bitch so I know how to walk the mean streets of these farms. Somebody said I'm barely different from a post merger. Any takers? I'll cyberbully for free until I learn.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Go to Nepean, Ontario and find an angry bald man that hates vaccines. This is your first task.

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

You must vaccinate @Dude Vaccines . Then you will begin your training to be a shitposting pro.

 

[Dick Pooman]

Apply here: https://kiwifarms.net/forums/tommy-tooter.96/

 

[Cum Laudely]

Who knew the people here could be so generous. Things look promising.

 

[BingBong]

you were already my bitch, whether you knew it or not.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

DM me hole pics, the we can talk about you being my bitch.

 

[L50LasPak]

Get a new avatar and we'll talk.

 

[Bill Dauterive]

I do need someone to walk my dogs and clean my dishes if you're up for it. Also I have a bdsm dungeon.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

I will.
*Teleports Behind You*
”Its nothing personal, kid.”
*unzips pants*

 

[Cum Laudely]

Get a new avatar and we'll talk.

It's too much work to pick a new one. How about you pick one for me?

I will.
*Teleports Behind You*
”Its nothing personal, kid.”
*unzips pants*

 

[L50LasPak]

It's too much work to pick a new one. How about you pick one for me?