I ordered a taxi and that taxi I got has dildos on every passengers seat. - What's his problem?

[Alex Hogendorp]

You expect me to sit on it?

 

[CowPox]

I hope a drunk driver kills you both.

 

[Farsided]

If the taxi's got dildos on passager seats, then take the wheel friend.
By force if you have to. It's your destiny, seize it with both hands and don't let it slip.
Alternatively, the trunk is also an option.