I should be _____ but I'm on kiwi farms instead.

[Ido]

I should be sleeping but I'm on kiwi farms instead.

End me. What important thing are you putting off to browse this glorious shit hole?

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Living life to the fullest.

 

[Burgers in the ass]

I should be masturbating but I'm on kiwi farms instead.

 

[The Fool]

drinking

 

[Sperglord Dante]

I was gonna go to class before I posted on kiwifarms
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I posted on kiwifarms

(La da da da da da da da da)

I am taking it next semester and I know why, (why man?), yeah heeeey

'cause I post on kiwifarms, 'cause I post on kiwifarms, 'cause I post on kiwifarms!

I was gonna go to work but then I posted on kiwifarms
I just got a new promotion but I posted on kiwifarms

now I'm selling dope and I know why (why man?), yeah heeeey

'cause I post on kiwifarms, 'cause I post on kiwifarms, 'cause I post on kiwifarms!

 

[Un Platano]

watching Chris jerk off in-person

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

I should be taking my life seriously, but

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

I should be masturbating but I'm on kiwi farms instead.

drinking

I do both of these while on kiwi it really enhances the experience

 

[Arkangel]

I should be advancing my life by working towards my degree and reading up on things that will prepare me for a future career.

But I'm on Kiwi Farms instead.

 

[Randy Lahey]

I do both of these while on kiwi it really enhances the experience

I thought that was how you were supposed to browse kiwi

 

[HY 140]

I should be getitng a job, but i'm on Kiwi Farms

 

[BILLY MAYS]

I should be shitting myself and doing nothing, but i'm on Kiwi Farms instead.

 

[Zeorus]

Writing grant applications

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

I should be shitting myself and doing nothing, but i'm on Kiwi Farms instead.

What's the difference?

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

stealing Chris's legs

 

[BILLY MAYS]

What's the difference?

thatsthejoke

 

[Pepito The Cat]

I should be Finding Ways to improve the workflow at the Office but I'm on kiwi farms instead.

feelsgoodman.jpg

 

[Florence]

Stealing Chris's garbage

 

[rookie]

getting ready for work

rip.

 

[Diagonally slanted shelf]

doing something productive