I swallowed a small amount of canned tuna that went bad, how long do I have?

[Retarded Weeb]

It was slightly grey tinted and tasted like rot.

 

[Pagan Min]

You're in serious trouble! Run -- not walk, not crawl, but RUN -- to your nearest emergency room NOW!!!

*looks at post's date/time*

...Oh well, was nice knowin' ya...

 

[twentyZeroOne]

My retarded cat did the same thing, she’s fine. You’ll live

 

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

I think you should be praying for your toilet.

 

[not william stenchever]

You are already dead.

 

[卐卐卐]

Bitch canned tuna don't go bad. Have you watched steve1989mre? If it hissed, it's all good. If it didn't how the fuck did you mistake it as edible anyway.

 

[DankSmoker]

Couple days ago I ate a breakfast sandwich from Burger King that had been sitting around at room temp for the better part of a week and I'm still standing.