I think it's over

Daddy's Angry Juice

Found guilty of party rocking
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Joined
May 29, 2024
I've had some time to think and maybe im done with this whole 'kiwifarms' thing.
I just dont have the drive, the motivation I once had.
Im thinking its probably time to hang it up
thank everyone that enjoyed my silly posts
and focus on more improtant matters in my life.

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