I want Null to troon out and marry me. How do I go about convincing Null to doing this?

[GHTD]

title

 

[AirdropShitposts]

peppers

 

[MadStan]

I'd start with a strap-on.

The rest, I don't want to give away too much.

 

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

Tell him he's absolutely forbidden from cross-dressing or getting gay married at any time, and you'll sue the balls off of him if he ever tries to do either. Make sure to threaten him with police action and FBI involvement if he doesn't remain cisgender (normal) for the rest of his life. This is the only way to ensure that he'll do the opposite and troon out.

 

[Peanut Butter in Peril]

Why would you inflict such a condition on him? Can't you see he's suffered enough?

 

[Minorityreport]

Forced sissy hypno gooner cave spa treatment.

 

[Doppio Vinegar]

 

[Red Hood]

Start by changing your avatar to something less weebish

 

[Cup Noodle]

Start by changing your avatar to something less weebish

This foremost. Null already hates you.

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

@GHTD Troon out yourself, dox yourself, learn to garden, learn to cook, learn to speak Russian.

 

[Vingle]

Feet pics

 

[player195]

Dress up like a clown

 

[Ophelia Jones]

Make him a nice jew finger necklace

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Why can't you be the one to troon out and be his balding stink-ditch troon-bride instead?

 

[Fuwwy]

Post a thread on Kiwi Farms asking Null to whore himself out to you.

/thread

 

[Mediocre]

Tell him CC processors will let him process credit cards again if he troons out.

 

[human trash]

just wait a couple years and he'll get desperate enough himself

 

[PeggieBigCock]

I’m a woman, straight and into submissive fatties, I’d let him impregnate me with his tradwife delusional fantasies. So I feel you queers.

 

[zero-who]

First, you've got to eat. A lot.

 

[Cat Phuckers]

Become a shota catboy and slowly infiltrate Nool's social circle but avoid being upfront with him. If your love him is true and honest, and the love is reciprocated, he will find his way to you himself and propose to you, at which point you will get married in a trad Moldovan cathedral and live happily ever after. Once you're living with him, you can tell him how cool it would be if he had a pelvic-gutting procedure done and started dressing like a woman, and he'll be so desperate for you to stay with him that he'll do it in a heartbeat.