I want to stick my dick in a potato

[NQ 952]

I want to stick my dick in a potato but I'm fat so every time I carve out the hole I eat the potato.

wat do

 

[LoLDongS]

Stick tato core up dick, keep consuming potato-donut hybrid

 

[Judge Holden]

replace the potato with a dead toddler and you have yourself a traditional kiwi hootenanny

 

[LoLDongS]

Potatoes are much like toddlers. They don't do much on their own, and if you ignore them for too long they start to rot and stink.

 

[feedtheoctopus]

Get a girlfriend

 

[SP 199]

This is a time honoured Irish past time

 

[cypocryphy]

 

[GingerDixie]

Clearly the only option is to expand dong.

 

[0xDEADBEEF]

just fuck mashed potatoes

it's a lot easier

 

[drain]

dude do you hate other vegetables? stick your dick on the vegetable you hate so you wont have to eat it

 

[RP 520]

Why would you want to fuck ADF for?

 

[Randall Fragg]

Rape Ahuviya Harel. He's gross enough to spoil your appetite.

 

[ZehnBoat]

have you considered lemons?

 

[polonium]

I'm the same with plantains

 

[SpessCaptain]

Hole or Pole will will try to fuck it.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Fucking a melon is even better fam, feels so wet and good on mah diiiick.