I didn't fuck any patients, however 4 coworkers got caught fuckin pts while I worked there, and 3 the year before i started. None of the patients where mentally handycapped so, if one is going to touch your donger, they're going to blackmail you until they ruin your life. But alot of people that I worked with were broken ass humans.
So we had this guy who had been in the hospital for 30 or so years straight. I'll call him Chris. He came in when he was 22 or so and in college. He had a football scholarship and was a half back, when I started working there he was nearing 60 but still a big fuckin guy. Schizophrenic, on enough meds /day to fully kill 2 or 3 people. He thought or pretended I was his son. We had this other guy who had stage 4 lung cancer and had to be on a large oxygen condenser 24/7. The one the hospital gave him was old AF and these older ones make this horrible blaring noise when you first turn them on. So another staff member was setting one of these up in the solarium for dinner for this man with cancer (err, this thing is on wheels, is about 50lbs, and like 2'x2'x3'). She turns this thing on before getting that patient out of bed. This patient Chris is about 10 feet away and when the thing blares it's turn-on-noise he shields himself like its going to explode. When it didn't he jumped up, ran to this fuckin thing, picked it up like a football and charged down two hallways to the big 120lb main metal doors and started kicking them to try to bust them open, then started yelling at me "SON, OPEN THE FUCKIN DOORS OR WE'RE ALL DEAD, DEAD GODDAMMIT!!!" I tried as hard as I could to not laugh, "It's not a bomb, and you know I can't let you out". He fuckin throws this thing at me (idk, 20feet or so) and yells "THEN YOU'RE OUT OF THE FUCKIN WILL SON, IF WE EVEN SURVIVE. YOU HEAR ME?!?!?!" then walked back to eat dinner