If babies come out of the butt, then why are they not covered in shit upon delivery?

[King Fructose]

it's 4am and I'm curious

 

[The Lawgiver]

They don't come out the butt they come out the blood hole. Femoids have a blood hole and a poop hole. God fucking have mercy if a baby comes out the poop hole instead of the blood hole.

 

[Ramborambo]

The baby eats the poop for nutrients while in the butt, so there is none left to make baby dirty.

 

[Vingle]

As a kid, I thought babies came out of the belly button, and most had to get their stomachs cut open to get it out. And yes, babies were in the same place where food and all the stomach acid.

 

[The Lawgiver]

As a kid, I thought babies came out of the belly button, and most had to get their stomachs cut open to get it out. And yes, babies were in the same place where food and all the stomach acid.

That's where the acid-resistant babies get their powers.

 

[No. 7 cat]

The baby eats the poop for nutrients while in the butt, so there is none left to make baby dirty.

If dey eat da popo, dat makes them gay.

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

Hmmm... Infants of mammals don't come out from butt, that's what reptiles do, and that led to one only legitimately explanation - OP is a Reptilian.
#Lizardmanspotted

 

[KittyGremlin]

only black people come out of the poop hole

 

[Exuvia]

They are, it's called meconium.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

I hate to break it to you OP, but the babies that come out ARE the shit.