If I Eat Two Triangle Sandwich Halves Did I Eat One Sandwich Or Two? - Since I'm Not The One Cutting Them In Half

[Chocolate Wombat]

Suppose I'm at a party where they are serving triangle sandwiches, which used to be square sandwiches that were cut in half before being served on a platter, and there were several different types of sandwiches and I grabbed two different types, one ham with swiss and one turkey with cheddar, at what point would you say that I should have gone to bed instead of staying up past 5am to type dumb shit about sandwiches on Kiwi Farms?

 

[Skitarii]

You

 

[theshitposter]

you ate 2 servings of sandwich

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

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You

 

[SandyCat]

You ate two smaller sandwiches total

Fucking fatty

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

You ate two smaller sandwiches total

Fucking fatty

Hey don't be like that. I saved you one too!