If I found a mushroom to cook up and eat, would you trust me?

[OrionBalls]

I'd be eating it, too.

 

[PositiveMonk]

Sure why not. How will you prepare it?

 

[dick brain]

What are the macros

 

[Cougar Pump]

5 minutes into Beef Wellington and chill and you're giving me this look...

Sure, I'm a fun guy.

 

[Gorton Colu]

If I found a mushroom to cook up and eat, would you trust me?​

Trust you to what? This is an illative failure.

"I like food, do you think so?" An equivalent nonsensical utterance.

Since you cannot generate a coherent thought, no, I do not trust you to anything. However, please enjoy your foraging

 

[Poison]

As long as we're eating it together. I couldn't think of a better person to potentially be spending my last minutes with.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

How versed in mushroomology are you? I don't want any poisoned shit.

 

[souschef]

How versed in mushroomology are you? I don't want any poisoned shit.

You can eat any mushroom in the world at least once

 

[FOUND YOU!]

With my life.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

yeah just wash the Smurf jizz off first

 

[dick brain]

Trust you to what? This is an illative failure.

"I like food, do you think so?" An equivalent nonsensical utterance.

Since you cannot generate a coherent thought, no, I do not trust you to anything. However, please enjoy your foraging

How do you feel about "If I could walk on water would you believe in me"?

 

[OrionBalls]

How do you feel about "If I could walk on water would you believe in me"?

All it means is @Gorton Colu is never invited to Kiwi dinner. Which is fine, he's free to choose his dining partners, just as everyone else is.

 

[Gorton Colu]

How do you feel about "If I could walk on water would you believe in me"?

Same issue, but not an exact 1:1 alternative to the OP. The thought is not completed here, though its slightly better since there is a prepositional argument attached.