If I put 100,000 pictures of my ass on The Internet, do you think the NSA would spy on it?

[Penis Drager 2.0]

Would they keep an eye on it?

 

[Feral Postie]

They probably already have a picture or two of it.

 

[dick brain]

A young man just given top secret clearance
Is seated at a computer labeled 'top secret clearance' and he types
His password in
His screen begins to fill with asses and assholes
More and more asses, more and more assholes
So he calls the supervisor
And the supervisor says
"that's what we do here, those might be terrorist assholes."

 

[Pagan Min]

They'll assign one of their gayest operatives to the case. Of course, most of 'em over there are probably flaming faggots, so it'd be a tough choice...

 

[DankSmoker]

They'll assign one of their gayest operatives to the case. Of course, most of 'em over there are probably flaming faggots, so it'd be a tough choice...

Everyone would be hot on their heels trying to be lead investigator on OP's rear.

 

[OrionBalls]

I already do.

 

[Bagronkleton]

I had a report to give to the Admiral the other day, something about a Syrian guy typing in Arabic; apparently has been going on about high value targets, jihads in america, that whole bit.
Well, anyway, orders are orders so I check it out.

It's just a hundred million pictures of a butthole.

 

[Not a bee]

.... One of them told me to tell you to send more...