If Joshua Kiwifarms Null was a bag of chips, what brand & flavor would he be? - Also referred to as "Crisps" in Bongladesh

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And why - Provide a detailed analysis

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

He'd be Herr's hot sauce flavored potato chips, because he's greasy and spicy and gives people the shits, but we love him anyway

 

[Character from a movie]

I don't know about brands but he'd definitely be cheddar cheese flavor.

 

[MoffAlbert]

Salt and vinegar. Because he's cranky.

 

[Nice Comoesta 🔰]

Lays. you get halfway through, and just feel your face greasing up like a outdated charcuterie board.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

because he's as fiery as he is stinky.

 

[parsnip]

ketchup because I can imagine him smelling like ketchup

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

He'd be Ruffles cheddar and sour cream. This is not debatable.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

He'd be Ruffles cheddar and sour cream. This is not debatable.

counter-point

 

[Tablet County]

Something cheese flavored and kosher.

 

[Barry Williams]

Snyder's Kosher Dill. Paging @Kosher Dill

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Banana Pepper and Pigeon Egg.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Salt and Vinegar

 

[#1 Hot Sauce of Kiwi Farm]

It's not made with banana peppers, but it's close enough.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Cheese Pringles and he be a pedantic fuck constantly arguing he not a potato chip but a potato based chip product

 

[Kosher Dill]

Snyder's Kosher Dill. Paging @Kosher Dill

The only chip for ColdHearted and Mean Jews

 

[Orphaned Punk]

Dill pickles + Sour Cream + Peppers
He's a fatty. Fatties develop weird tastes.

 

[Marc]

He'd be Ruffles cheddar and sour cream. This is not debatable.

Also, he would eat himself to death while reciting the Light Yagami monologue and, months later, be discovered as a lifeless, full bag of chips with its dick in its hand.

 

[Hepativore]

BBQ kettle chips. He seems like a BBQ guy, and the thicker cut chips would appeal to his sensibilities as they are easier to dip into things without breaking just like how because of him, Kiwi Farms refuses to die.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

I would argue that this one is self-explanatory.