If kiwi farms had official scented candle what it would be?

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Lavender? Sandalwood? Ballsweat and troonshine?

 

[analrapist]

Lidl Drip's vagina.

 

[Axiom.]

Pizza and Monster Energy drink, would be my guess.

Oh shit this is QnA, uhhh, Smegma and Troon tears.

 

[Forever A Loner]

Kiwi scented, duh.

 

[Forever A Loner]

Maybe an orange Fanta scented candle titled "Orange Navy" would work too.

 

[toe_schnitzel6969]

microwave meals and B.O.

 

[OrionBalls]

Must (like caves or your Mom's basement) with undertones of the cheap body spray used to mask not showering for weeks on end and lard (yes, lard has a smell).

 

[We Are The Witches]

Freaking hell, some of the responses here actually made me gag, foul stuff.

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I'd like it to be lemon scented, but natural lemon, not artificial/cleaning-product scented.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Orange Fanta and Jizz

 

[lichen]

The only forum that hints at a scent is Stinkditch, so

 

[I was a Teenage “JA”-man]

It would smell of Bourbon, cause after reading some of these threads I need a drink

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Cheddar cheese and coffee

 

[Laburnum]

It would smell of Bourbon, cause after reading some of these threads I need a drink

Maker's Mark!

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

wet, drooling dog with a hint of the tism. A great present for the entire family! Order now and get a free "do not redeem, saar!"!