If Kiwi Farms was a thing during the times of the Old Testament, which threads would be most active?

[Overcast]

King David seems to come to mind. In particular, his affair and then subsequent murder of the man who he cucked to try and hide the evidence keeps coming to mind.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Absalom was a total fucking sped.

 

[ChristianKiwi]

The Noah thread would be popping, then we would all die.

 

[Darksy DePhil]

The Tower Of Babel

 

[Red Hood]

The Tower Of Babel

"Aramaic motherfucker, do you speak it?"

 

[Least Concern]

The OP of half the threads would be long lists of who begat who.

 

[krazy orange cat]

Cain and Abel

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Job is gonna get cyberbowled to death. Good.

 

[Meat Target]

Shelumiel is such an incompetent fuckup that a variant of his name will still be a Yiddish insult thousands of years from now.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

King Solomon will be called a simp with a neck fetish. Rightfully so. Wise my ass! Wise men don't simp.

 

[Kosher Dill]

It would mostly be CatParty posting A&N threads about Jezebel.
So you know, not that much different.

 

[Where's Waldo?]

your mother's

 

[ICametoLurk]

Ezekial wrote about BBC before it was even a thing.

 

[Stoneheart]

we would be incredible gay because only greeks could write at that point...

 

[Retink]

The city of Sodom is full of groomers and pedos, they deny it but I don't trust those troons.