If Kiwi Farms were a continent/land, how would you divide the user base in countries/kingdoms?

[El Conserje]

Obviously all the terfs would be a send to an island simply called Terf Island.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

They’d have to be divided into Sekturs per Gunt mandate.

 

[Isaac]

Jewish Kiwis - Expelled

 

[Wintersun]

A&N would be sent to whatever the geological equivalent of Siberia would be.

 

[snailslime]

a&h is like a shitty version of the fire nation

 

[Some JERK]

Anyone who's been here since it was a phpBB board would go into a dilapidated retirement home on an offshore island where we dump the rest of the trash.

 

[draggs]

However you divide it up, everyone's words will be backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS

 

[Retink]

Wouldn't the autistic thunder dome just be an Escape from New York or LA situation?

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

One land called Autistica.

 

[TurkishOreo]

There has to be a CWCVille with a zoo filled with Gunts.

A Goo if you want to call it

 

[MrTroll]

It would be divided about evenly between Faggotville and Niggertown.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

It would be divided about evenly between Faggotville and Niggertown.

The food board is Flavortown.

 

[Retink]

The food board is Flavortown.

Too bad all of the farmland was converted to strictly grow banana peppers, peas, and basil. We're not even allowed to shoo away the pigeons that eat the majority of the peas.

 

[zero-who]

Interior would be in the middle of Antarctica. Anyone willing to make the harsh, unforgiving trip through hundreds of miles of nothing but ice, snow, and the occasional rabid leopard seal would be treated to an audience with Dear Leader in his Fortress of Solitude.
Anyone who does so for the purpose of sending a frivolous legal threat would be ground up and used as fertilizer for his genetically modified cold-weather banana peppers.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

I imagine BP would be like LOTR’s Fangorn Forrest — mythical place where very few outsiders venture into and return from. The denizens only venture out to attack a large phallic structure lead by their equivalent to Treebeard — Legbeard.

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

Well, I wold like a "leave me the fuck alone" island. Don't really care what the rest does as long as they leave me the fuck alone. Anyone with similar sentiments welcome

 

[AMHOLIO]

It's a world of shanty towns built by autism and cow farms, with plenty of space in between for new growth. In the center is Null's mansion, with a large 50 mile radius of beautiful nature that if you try and cross without permission Null just shoots you in the dick.