If Kiwifarms was a thing in the 1500's, which threads would be the most active?

[Skitarii]

I heard that indian heathen Moctezuma finally offed himself

 

[Pee Cola]

The Reformation would be a happening and Martin Luther would be a lolcow.

 

[WeWuzFinns]

Luther would write a lolcow thread about Catholic church and they would DDoS this place harder than the trannies. The pope would excommunicate Joshua Moon for hosting it.

 

[soy_king]

Joanna the Mad, Henry II of France, Eric XIV, Christian II, Ivan IV, and the Munster Rebellion would all get threads. Half of the farms would mindlessly suck the cock of Julius II while the other half would mindlessly suck Luther's.