If Null ever gets arrested, what will it be for?

[FaggotMcDick]

Post ideas / guesses

 

[Gorgar]

2kewl4skool

 

[Retink]

Framed by the globohomo glowies.

 

[King Fructose]

Force feeding to death

 

[MediocreMilt]

Sodomy.

 

[The Last Stand]

Hate crime.

 

[Maskull]

Child porn.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Why do you fucking people have to talk about Josh all the time?

Look I think Joshuan is alright too and he browses the site so usually I just assume he'll see whatever anyone says about him, but this gay Null fetish is just weird.

Josh isn't a meme, he's just a man god damn it, and he deserves to be treated like one. If you want to please him just try to make interesting posts and whatnot.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Expired visa.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Hurting the feelings of troons.

 

[Dirk Willems]

Child porn.

It will somehow appear on his computer in an utterly implausible way, coincidentally just after KF hosts a video showing the US government in an extremely negative light. Josh will be extradited to the US, and KF will be shut down soon after.

Spoiler

Just kidding! Doomers are fags and the Farms will rein long after the Internet dies, manually sending encrypted messages via shortwave packet radio.

 

[Cats]

Aggravated Dicksucking

haha naw im just playin null pls no kill mi

 

[Jason Wynn]

Tending pigeons in England without a proper loicense, the cheeky bugger

 

[axfaxf]

Florida Man.

 

[Moths]

Tax evasion
Because the system is made to be complex for a reason

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Transphobia

 

[the clap]

Lewd acts with a miner. Not a typo

 

[Johnny Salami]

A lolcow will name him as a financial advisor

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Try to stab someone of a certain complexion for chewing gum loudly in public.

 

[A Gay Retard]

Sex with Barb. He wants to see the merge through more than any of us.